You can’t stop these arms from hugging you!!!
You are special and beautiful.
I’m sorry, you can’t hide the truth from me. I’m ugly on the inside and on the outside.
You are going to stop posting in purple?
I can if I rip them off and shove them up your ass.
Dear SDMB Staff:
Without provocation, raisinbread just assaulted several of my clients under the false pretense of “hugging” them. Such groping was both uninvited and unwelcomed by my clients, who were severely traumatized by the incident and are seeking psychological counseling. raisinbread’s continued presence on the Boards merely confirms that the SDMB is a hostile non-work environment, and I demand that you take appropriate action to remedy this situation immediately.
Sincerely,
minty green, esq.
We can only hope in vain.
This actually really cheered me up. Thanks raisinbread!
I will never understand what makes this such a BFD. Anyone who thinks this really matters needs to examine the big black hole where their life used to be.
Chicken butt!
Ever since Bulwer-Lytton, no one has ever really liked purple prose.
Actually, it turns out that it isn’t possible for you to rip off raisinbread’s arms.
In vein might be more appropriate.
Haj
hajario, your joke made me laugh so hard I pissed myself, spat out my soup, and milk came out of my nose. I want you to be the father of my man babies. Please?
Sure it is. You just need a toast rack.
Let’s use rational raisining, here. There’s no raisin to go plum crazy, or wine about some colors. After all, aren’t all colors equal, and as such protected from indiscrimiate acts of violets? 
Zenny, I think I like you.
raisinbread, you can’t hug me if you can’t catch me! AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Awwww. (((( raisinbread ))))
I’m just a sucker for hugs, I suppose.
Hey Ferrous
Guess why?
Pull the string and eat the gut.
we’re gross in the Midwest,
Anna
That might well be the best compliment that I have ever received. Fluid out of three orifices! Not bad at all but I was aiming for a grand slam.
Haj