Guest MMP: It's A Real Turkey!

We’re getting a stair-riser (one of those things that carries you up the stairs in a seat) for supervenusfreak’s mother. She has Parkinson’s and is having more trouble getting around lately. They came over yesterday to evaluate the stairwell and apparently we should have it installed by sometime next week. I’m going to try not to burst out laughing every time I look at it because it reminds me of Polly Holliday’s demise in the original Gremlins.

Also, our back door lock/latch broke last night. I went to turn it to go outside and smoke and the knob just pulled right off of it. It’s a face-mounted deadbolt and when the knob came out, the works just kind of collapsed to the floor of the lockbox. :frowning: We’re going to have to go out tonight to get a new one at Lowe’s.

On the good side, we had homemade chicken quesadillas last night! Yum! I love having a boyfriend who can cook…

Ok we have gotpasswords talking about paddling and jayjay ripping the locks out of doors. This place is just so butch today! :smiley:

Happy Birthday, donkeybear!

Also - this is my last post in the MMP for this week. I’m flying out tomorrow morning, before dawn! Ugh. So I’ll see you all next week.

I had Chinese for lunch and I just had to share my fortune:

You will be successful in your career…in bed!!! Hahahaha!!!

Well, she doesn’t exactly have a string of 'em, but there always does seem to be one in the on-deck circle. This bf was a friend of the last bf, and last bf dated current roomie who has a “fiance” of sorts now. It’s very soap-opera-ish.

Rue, my hairball of a dog had hematomas in both ears, but the vet said it wasn’t necessary to do anything about them, so I didn’t. So now she has funky ears, if you can notice that under all the hair. I don’t think it affected her hearing, tho - she still ignores me at will.

Happy B-day, chaoticdarlin’! Just for you - another nickname! :smiley:

I’ve got some chicken chesticles thawing out for dinner - not sure what I’m going to do with them this time. What I really want to do is go out for steak. What say ye, MMPers?

Oh no! Is there a title for most nicknames on the SDMB? I think that I’ve got it, probably.

::awaits plane, or even bus tickets:: :stuck_out_tongue:

On a side note, does anyone ever use this word in conversation? It seems so… awkward and clunky to say.

Come, children, gather ‘round and hear what I have to say. Draw close to me – you won’t want to miss a syllable. For it has been asked, time and again, “How do we come to be here?” How, indeed…

It was this time of year. The nights were lengthening, dry leaves blew on the biting wind, and anticipation of upcoming holidays mixed with panic of all that needed to be done. Oh, it was a simpler time, before we had computers in our homes, dare I say before some of us were born, or when some of us were living unexceptional lives, unaware of what was about to happen.

An ordinary, every day event, unremarkable at the time. A child, a son, a family enlarged. His mother knew, but then mothers always know. Her son was special. Her son was destined for Great Things.

And so he grew, part of a loving family, nurtured and cherished, the object of the family’s delight. He was, to the casual observer, a typical lad, with hair in his eyes and scrapes on his knees. He was curious and adventurous, clever and inquisitive. The whole world was his playground, his library, his laboratory, his wilderness.

His teachers recognized his spark. And he took from them everything he could, always demanding more. When their answers didn’t satisfy him, he thought and thought and came up with his own explanations. And he knew, deep in his core, that the world had a special place for him. And he knew, when the call sounded, he would be ready to answer.

Meanwhile, years turned to decades and the boy was a man. He knew it was time to move from the home he’d always known and find his place in the world. He met the woman who would help him forge the next part of his life. They married and soon had a family of their own. He was happy, but he was not yet complete. In the depths of his being dwelled an aching void. Neither love not fatherhood could touch that place, for it was the place to be filled by his destiny, and his search continued.

Our story is now in more recent times. He, like many of us, has a computer. His world expands further, and he begins to see what he was meant to do. Slowly at first, and then with more confidence, he masters the medium. He explores and learns and realizes that this machine and connection are not merely tools. They are his portal and he steps through, prepared to do what he knows he must.

Hands to keyboard, he writes. Fingertips on plastic squares become his conduit. His entire life has led to this. His wisdom and wit, his ponderings and playfulness, his reason to be take shape among the electrical impulses. Like a man possessed, he places his offerings on the virtual altar.

Before long, he is noticed, first by a few, and then by more. Some are eager followers and some come along more slowly and skeptically. Yet all are united in their admiration, their awe.

And so are we united as we gather ‘round in this season of dry leaves and biting winds. We will celebrate Thanksgiving with out families (or muddle through yet another Thursday if we don’t live in the US.) And on Friday, as we fight our way through the over-commercialized shopping malls or make just one more turkey sammich or breathe a sigh of TGIF, we should pause for a moment to reflect and be grateful for him who drew us together. And to say, “Happy Birthday, Uncle Rue!”

Yes, Friday is Rue-day. The rest of the stuff I wrote contains a lot of poetic license. For all I know, Mama DeDay kept her son in a cardboard box in the attic…

FCM, that was wonderful!!!

All hail the woman with the (virtual) mighty pen!

And Happy Birthday to Rue!

If she did, it would explain alot.

:smiley:
Nicely done–and true to its merits, IMO.

No mall for me on Friday–just sick people. I wouldn’t go to the mall anyway on that Friday–I don’t like crowds.

I shall refrain from singing until <snerk> deDay! <snerk>, but sing I will. Loud and loooooong! I shall be heard upon the highest mountain and deep into the deepest valley. I shall sing as never before. So, go buy some earplugs or stuff cotton in yer ears. The cotton might be good. You can get it from that bottle of aspirin you will want to open to get over the headache you’ll get when I sing my loudest, longest happy birthday song evah!

Awww…I’m not gonna be here for deDay. We’re leaving Friday morning to go visit my mom for Thanksgiving weekend… :frowning: Happy birthday early, then, Rue!

Dammit, I was all ready to come in here and be the first to pre-emptively wish Rue a happy birthday. But his NUMBER ONE SPECIAL FRIEND beat me to it. That must be why she’s number one, I guess, huh?

I’m leaving early tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend. Happy weekend to everyone!

To everybody who is leaving and won’t be around for the rest of the week, (aw heck, for all you others celebrating National Gravy Day on Thursday too)

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
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I do believe I have reached new heights in dressing making. All I can say is, if ACBG drooled over me the way he’s droolin’ over that pan of dressing baking in the oven, then, well, I’d never have time to post at night. :smiley:

I have dressing made for work tomorrow (that’s what’s in the oven), dressing ready to cook for Thursday and a small pan to freeze for later on when the urge to eat dressing descends upon me. MMMMMMM… cornbread dressing!

The giblets are all cooked and chopped up for gravy making, as well. That shall come to pass tomorrow at work and on Thursday morning as well. I even have some to freeze along with some stock, for the making of giblet gravy at a future date. MMMMMMM… giblet gravy. The reason for Thanksgiving in and of itself.

swampy, I suspect you and my youngest sister would hit it off if’n you ever met. First off, she’s a bartender, so there’s that whole beer connection. Secondly, a coupla Thanksgivings ago, she was offering everyone at the table $5 to drink the gravy from the pitcher. For some reason, you reminded me of that…

scout, that’s it exactly. I ain’t #1 for no reason, ya know! :smiley:

MMMMMM… gravy shooters! Tell sis I love her! :smiley:

It’s the ol’ ‘read the MMP with a word document open to type all my comments trick again’: (Gotta catch up somehow.)

Just so’s y’all know, properly fried turkey is a thing of beauty and a joy, well, not forever, but for a few minutes or hours anyway.

Taxi, I liked Minnesota when I visited there, except for the mosquitos. I think somebody already mentioned those. Think blood-sucking Pterodactyls and you’ll get the idea.

Maybe when it’s my turn to host I’ll tell ya’ll about the time TheGirlChild set fire to the front lawn. Hint: it didn’t have anything to do with turkey.

Oh, I detect that it’s CB’s birthday today.
Happy Birthday, CB!!!

That Mexican chocolate cake sounds yummy!

We’ve decided to be closed on Thanksgiving but open on Friday. Maybe someone will want to buy something. It could happen.

Hello to any new MMPers. Eliphalet, how do you pronounce that? I probably just continue to call you Elephant in my head, but you never know, I might want to get it right someday.

I think we’re gonna go see HP on Friday. Our ancient VCR isn’t talented enough to record more than one channel on delayed timer, so Friday’s the day.

Yeah, where *is *Ashes[sup]2[/sup]?

I suspect rodents woulda been earier to deal with.

That’s the reason I hang around in here. Misspellings, syntax errors, hijacks, it’s all good! (plus the people in here are the best, but keep it to yourself, we don’t want them getting’ the swelled heads.)

Your ‘salad from a bag’ reminds me of something, Swampy, one time I decided to make this salad that my mother used to make when I was a kid. It had iceberg lettuce, sliced bananas, pineapple chunks, and walnuts in it. The dressing was mayo mixed with the pineapple juice. Anyway, when I went to put it all together, there was too much to go in our biggest bowl, much less toss, so we poured everything into a clean garbage bag and tossed it together there and then put into bowls. So we called it ‘garbage-bag salad.
Funny thing, my mom says she never heard of that particular salad, but I distinctly remember her making it. Perhaps one of us is getting old.

You feeling better now Shibb? Hope so.

FCM, we quite often just stick our chickie boobs in the oven inna foil-lined pan after pouring something over ‘em. Last time was black bean salsa*. Sweet chili sauce is good too, or even some kinds of salad dressing. Cook a squash with it, and make a salad, it’ll be jake.

I just read your paean to Rue, BTW, and all I can say is: Wow!
(Actually what I said was BWAHAHAHahahahahhaha!!!. But then I said Wow!)

$5.00 to drink gravey from the pitcher? Your sister would go broke around our house.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all, a good gravey!!!

  • Iffen you do salsa, put a slice of pepperjack cheese on top at the end.

Wow, FCM! That was an awesome paean to Rue!

On the drinking gravy out of the gravy boat deal; Mr. Taters would drink the whole thing and ask for more. He LOOOOOOVES gravy. He’s a meat, taters and gravy kinda guy.

I had to stop at the craft store on the way home because my daughter needed some construction paper for a poster project. Good grief, there were some very cranky customers in the store. The line was sorta long, so they opened up another cash register, but instead of bringing people over from the long line, these other customers started walking up there. Some lady started yelling about how she’d been in line for 30 minutes and that it just wasn’t right that these other customers were walking up ahead of her. First off, she hadn’t been standing there that long, no one was in line when I first walked in the store and I was only there about 10 minutes. Next, another lady started yelling. The rest of us kind of stood there with bemused looks on our faces and raising eyebrows at each other. Sheesh, some folks need to get a grip. The poor employees were just kind of embarrassed and did their level best to get these two very cranky women taken care of toot sweet.

The big shindig for Saturday is shaping up. Unfortunately, my house isn’t. I need to get going and get everything ready for company.

Finally, if I haven’t said so already, I welcome the new MMPer’s. Sometimes I kinda forget. It’s not that I’m rude, but that the MMP kinda runs away from you sometimes and there are just soooooo many things to address. I’m sure you’ve noticed this already.

taxi, I was in Minnesota once. I went out on the road with my husband when he was an over the road truck driver. At any rate, parts of MN are very pretty. We started out in St. Paul and we ended up in International Falls. When the hubby and I arrived in International Falls, we drove up in the middle of a huge labor dispute. There was a car-b-que and everything. It was very uncomfortable.

I’ll check in later.

I’m at home, everyone, and my laptop is broken. I loan it out to someone who breaks the AC adapter.

I’ve been to St. Paul, MN before. Stayed at a hotel right down from the capitol and sorta across from St. Paul’s Cathedral. I also got lost in St. Paul. That was a trip. What was nice, though, is I stopped at this convenience store to ask for directions and this guy said I was only a couple miles from where I wanted to be and he told me to follow him there. When we got to where I was goin’ I rolled down my window and said “Thanks a lot!” He replied" “Ubetcha!” Gotta love that. On that same trip, I spent one night at a hotel across from the Mall of America, so I got to go there and look around for a bit and have dinner. That was jake.

Other than that, I’ve been in the airport in Minneapolis (sorta) a couple of times to change flights to other parts. One of those was to get on a plane to go to LaCrosse, Wisconsin. The plane literally ascended, banked, then descended. Then I got to ride about 70 miles to a little town in northeast Iowa. See, I do this for a living just because of the exotic travel. :smiley: