IMHO:
** Why does Santa say “Ho Ho Ho”?
Male dopers, what are your most effective seduction techiques? Spill! **
From the pit (I literally laughed out loud at this):
I need the toilet.
Well, what are you waiting for? Get the hell outta here!
Also from the Pit:
You’re testing chemicals on what?!?
Fuckers that piss me off!
:eek:
When I sign in and ask for new messages, I get a mix of all the categories by time… It’s perfect for this…
The $500 contest. (Open to Dopers worldwide)
Vatican Beefcake Calendar
and
Washington has still not elected a governor
Sell Me Your God
Apologies to the new Doper OP, but in MPSIMS right now:
I am new here
Hadn’t even noticed
Here in MPSIMS:
Unanswered questions
Washington has still not elected a governor
In new posts we have:
Effects of second hand marajuana smoke
Electing foreigners
MPSIMS:
How do I stop spending all my time here?
Auntie Em and SkipMagic’s *Magic Board!
Cafe Society:
**
Movies like Van Helsing?
Hysterically Awful Movies.**
BBQ Pit:
What’s Your “Default” Cuss-Word?
Fuck you Apple. Fuck you iPod.
Over in the Pit
** There’s something you should know, Dear. Your father is in the freezer
Ugggh, BBQ Pit Turning Into Depressing Commentary on Humanity
Incorrigible brats injure a woman with a frozen turkey **
Of course, I really would like to see the first and the last one sequentially.
MPSIMS:
Ask me about Mount St. Helens
Unanswered questions
MPSIMS:
** How do I stop spending all my time here?
Share the… not Joy, Actually **
More from the Pit:
**Incorrigible brats injure a woman with a frozen turkey
Manhattan of the SDSAB **
Manhattan’s not frozen
MPSIMS:
Is Fark Down?
Oh shit … there goes my (social) life
Most people don’t know that…
My TiVo thinks I like Mexican porno
In 1960. For 20 minutes.
BBQ Pit:
**
Mother: Drunk. Children: Dead of starvation.
Probably the worst restaurant i’ve ever been to.**
“Sorry, the kitchen hasn’t gotten around to those chicken fingers yet. May I refill your glass?”
In MPSIMS:
What’s your brilliant get-rich-quick scheme?
Poster imitations!
Don’t quit your day job, yo.
MPSIMS:
“Simple” Holiday Appetizers
Do you eat Brie rind?
Duh, I meant IMHO. :smack: