Gus Visser and his Singing Sequential Thread Titles

In the Pit:

Me Being an Impatient Bitch

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Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes.

Wow, a rare SDMB Main Page trifecta!

IMHO: How gay are you?
MPSIMS: Unanswered questions.
The Pit: Fuck my bones!

MPSIMS:

My TiVo think I like Mexican Porn
Sick! (TMI)

What to wear these days to a job interview?
“Simple” Holiday Appetizers

MPSIMS:

Rotten.com is an absolutely bad-ass site!
Spot the Lie!

I know this was a real tragedy, but…
I laughed and laughed at this sequential! :smiley:

Expiration dates on condoms gives me false hope

6 freaking inches!!!

IMHO:

Tips on how to pamper my husband after his upcoming vasectomy, please
Mercy sex

MPSIMS:

No pork, but locusts are Ok? Hey! Save some for me!
Today I stood up to my vegan coworker.

MPSIMS:

Extremely strange people you come across
I had my wisdom teeth out, and now my dog is scared of me

In the Pit:

Clinton Slips Leash; Jennings Critical
Enough with the Christmas music

In GQ:

Am I a Jew?
Why can’t E-Bay remember me?

Ha! An IMHO Three-fer:

Poll: are you working yourself to death?
Do you correct other people’s children?
Is 30 thousand paddlings a year in Memphis schools excessive?