A couple of new gadgets for the woman who has everything…especially if one of those things is a very high sex drive.
Provided the search isn’t of the full cavity variety.
Ahhhh…no. Not a bomb; the bomb.
Well Mr. Russo, I think a hearty vaffanculo with the accompanying chin scrape is in order.
I’m a little worried about the idea in the thread title that women power their noses! :eek:
The first department story with a dildo display?? Doesn’t sound like it. Dildos are, by definition, penislike. Penisish? Penile? Anyway…a penis subsitute the size of a lipstick would be a sad thing indeed. They’re obviously not dildos but vibrators. Hey, not everything that satifies a woman is like a penis 
. Sorry, pretty much a nitpick but I believe in being accurate on the subject of perversion 
. Not that I expect accuracy from the New York Post.
And…taking the sordiness and dirtiness out of buying sex toys? 
I’m going to miss those.
[singing]
Rubber ducky, you’re the one
Rubber ducky, you’re lots of fun
[/singing/
What do you suppose these look like to they guy running the xray machine at the airport?
Me likey!
And the AFA can go hang. Jeebus-maybe they should get free samples, and just RELAX already!
