Baseball statistics and lists.
“Ok, lesse…How many members of the 500 HR club can you name? Aaron, Ruth Mays, Bonds, McGwire, Killebrew, Frank Robinson, Mike Schmidt, Sammy Sosa, Mickey Mantle…who am I forgetting?”
Then, reassess the situation: Either good to getting back to conentrating on the task at hand,
or
“Oh shit, need another list! OK…Pitchers with 300 wins: Cy Young, Warren Spahn, Nolan Ryan, Steve Carlton…”
You get the idea.
This is not to say that I or anyone else has a problem with premature ejaculation, either. There are times when you can tell that even though you’re very close, you can telll that another 2 or 3 minutes will provide your partner with… ahem, an “added bonus”.
While I rarely have this problem on the few occassions that I do (marathon sessions usually…we are talking in hours here boyz) I visualize a row of traditional looking nuns (in their nun hoodies) with wrinkled faces slapping rulers in the palms of their hands with the most scornful expressions you’ve ever seen.
The funny thing is that I’m not even Catholic, but I have sex with one who is.
There’s exercises for that. However, it’s not the point. :rolleyes: What the women in this thread have tried to explain, and thus far has been completely ignored, is: The only person you’re impressing is yourself. If you’re waiting for us, thank you. It’s appreciated. If you’re just going on to prove something … um… why? Your buds aren’t here to tell you what a stud you are. Remember me? The person you’re having sex with? Either we’re here for each other’s mutual enjoyment, or I’m just a whack off tool. In which case, I think you’d be better off with some lube and a magazine.
About as gay as Jack Morris et al. were. That is to say, not. Think about it like this: you’re trying tp keep yourself from orgasming. It helps you to think about fine defensive player, and hot playoff bat, Mark Lemke, who was shall we say not known for his boyish good looks. You aren’t attracted to him, and that’s the key thing (here, anyway).
If you were thinking about Andruw Jones, on the other hand, and it didn’t work for you … well, then join the club:)
Seriously, I wouldn’t sweat it, man. That’s super-common, and it’s really not as serious as people are making it sound. There wouldn’t be so many jokes about “think about baseball! think about baseball!” if it were all “weird.”
