Urr?
Goooooorrr. Mrunh?
I’m sorry, Goooooorrr is presently unavailable to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone and he will smite you at his earliest convenience.
Beeeeep.
[Tim Allen] Rrrrrrr! Rrrr rr rrrrrr.
Rrrrr?
Rrrrrrrrr.
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Try some Prune juice, works every time.
Or,
Is there a hot chick nearby showing cleavage? Are you peering at her from the side whilst trying not get caught and grunting to get my attention? Is the grunting noise similar to the one that means “So, would you?”
Huhmina? Eh.
Hwoooowrr! Mmmmhmhmhm!
Ooah? Hmp, grm, aiey?
Grrrrrrr… no.
Post count padding, too pointless, etc… Choose one; they’re all good. (Seriously, though, we need threads with at least some thought put into them. A collection of grunts just doesn’t cover it.)