Guys this is how you ask for a another guy's phone number 2 be friends.

[SolGrundy]

@xgxlx

It’s not the goat that I’d be worried about. Dynamite’s been pretty hard to come by lately.

No, he said 5814, not 5812. As you know, homosexuality is just a step removed from pedophilia, beastiality, necrophilia, and corprophilia, so we have to find a very young goat that we can kill right after it’s had a bowel movement. Those of us in the know like to call it the “slippery slope.”

[Silentgoldfish]

@Coin

stifles chuckles

Can I get your phone number, bro? Mmm-hmm…pardon me while I write that ON MY PENIS…

I don’t know why THIS is the thing in the thread that made me laugh, but it is.

Incidentally I use asking people out to movies as a way to make new friends and I’ve never had anyone, male, female, gay or straight, think I was coming on to them.

[Who_me_1]

@START

If you want to make a new friend that is a dude and you ask for his phone number but do not want to come off gay…I have found that saying this works:
“Ay can I get your number, maybe we could hang out sometime…ya know look for some girls or something”

Always good to add the part about girls then you will not be perceived as gay, not that I have anything bad against gay people.

START… dude… quit lookin’ at my ass.

[cmason32]

@START

If you want to make a new friend that is a dude and you ask for his phone number but do not want to come off gay…I have found that saying this works:
“Ay can I get your number, maybe we could hang out sometime…ya know look for some girls or something”

Always good to add the part about girls then you will not be perceived as gay, not that I have anything bad against gay people.

Thanks for the tip! You seem quite knowledgeable about this subject. What should I do if a guy asks me for my number but doesn’t suggest going to look for girls? Should I assume that he wants to soul kiss me? What would be the best way to let him know that I’m not yet ready to have my cock sucked by another man? Should I give him my number and tell him that I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).