I often wonder if my friends who point out hot chicks have the Internet. My floor is so high right now they need three tits just to get me to turn my head.
When I point something out, my friends always pay close attention because I don’t just point out stuff that I like, I put it into a historical context. For example, my friends and I are trading martial arts films with each other. I contributed Drive, an obscure film featuring Mark Dacascos, because it wasn’t released theatrically. There was a 3 month window where you could get it from Blockbuster, but they haven’t sold it in close to 20 years. Another was the Musketeer, another poorly performing Hollywood film, but it featured a Hong Kong fight choreographer. The other day, my wife and I saw an unusual exotic car. My wife didn’t care, but I noticed that it was based on the body shape of the old Karmen Ghia, which has been out of production since the 70’s or so.
[hijack]The Musketeer is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. And not just from a storytelling point of view, but from a purely technical aspect. I don’t remember much about Xin Xin Xiong’s fight scenes, but I do know the director should be horse-whipped. Interestingly, you can now watch Driven instantly on your computer for $2.99 at Amazon.[/hijack]
As for the OP, if the woman is close enough to be ogled, she’s close enough to notice your scuzzy co-workers leering at her. I’d ignore them.
This. This is the expected response. Actually just saying “nice” without drawing it out would be ideal. Satisfactory but not really encouraging further discussion.
First of all, that dude(s) needs some schooling. Discreet dudes have it down to a few NON-VERBAL gestures:
Give a slight elbow towards the other dude to get his attention.
Look in the direction of said hawtness and give the quick upward head movement which implies to look in the direction you’ve given. Let dude decide on what attributes of said hawtness is most attractive.
Hi Opal! (optional unless said hawtness is actually Opal herself)
Grunt slightly for acknowledgement of said hawtness. (again, optional)
Profit! (mandatory)
Anecdote: Something similar happened many moons ago when I worked at a big Costco-like store. Cow-orker of mine told me to check out the ass of a woman down at the other end of the aisle. I told my cow-orker “To check this out”, and proceeded to walk down to the woman, grabbed her ass, turned her around, and kissed her. Went back to the buddy who had this look of astonishment in his eyes…and then I waited for him to figure it out. Took him about 15-20 seconds to realize it was my wife. The look on his face during that time was priceless though.
It depends. I have a co-worker who can look and say…“Hey Sunstone”, and indicate with a nod where I should look" and he is careful to only do it where no one else is aware. That leads me to murmur “Yup”. I’ve never said anything to him.
On the other hand, there was an employee who would say thinks like “Check out the ass on her” I basically told him he was out of line and if he continued I would be talking to the boss.
For what it is worth, I am a volunteer at a retail company.
