“Yeah…he must work out.”
“BOOYA!!”
“I’d hit that!”
“My God! You are a heterosexual!”
“That’s my sister.”
“That’s a dude.”
“Dibs!!”
- TWTTWN
“Awooooooga!” always works …
I’d love to hear what some of them are - I can’t even picture them!
Hey, you know what dey say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em; leg ‘er down an’ smack 'em yack 'em!
Golly!
Check her out. If shes hot, I prefer something quaint… like… “Boner achieved.”
“Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent.”
“Man, I’d sure like to have her balls on MY chin!”
Guys! The correct response is “I’d like to <blank> the <blank> off her <blank>,” after which she would wind up coming over to talk with them, and the two friends would wind up fighting over her, only to find out within the next 20 minutes she’s not what she seems, or doesn’t really like them.
Don’t you watch TV?
I’d tap that like the fist of an Angry God!
I’d tap that til is falls off, then I’d pick it up and tap it some more!
“Los duderinos”, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I’d go with giving your coworker an ‘Are you kidding me?’ look, which transitions into a ‘Wow, I never knew that disturbing thing about you’ look. Then say with not-quite-concealed disgust and horror “Yeah, if you’re into that kind of thing…”
When they ask what you’re talking about you respond “What, you can’t tell? Never mind then. Nothing. Sure, sure, she’s hot. If you want to think that, sure.” Walk away, barely shaking your head in pity and disgust.
Yes, she will be featured in my masturbation fantasies tonight. Perhaps we’ll both be jerking off at the same time about her. Would that be a threesome? I usually pleasure myself as soon as I get home from work. When do you play to masturbate about her tonight?
Quotes from Airplane! - especially in the original, vernacular jive - always go over well…
**Zebra **- hilarious.
“I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.”
“I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulled me outta that would be crowned the king of England.”
“Upon further review, the ruling on the field stands: I’d hit it.”
Of course, I don’t discriminate. If a female mentions in my presence that she finds a guy attractive, I think a second, then say, “Yeah, I’d fuck him.” Good for a laugh, that.