Ever since seeing the first Austin Powers movie I put my other hand against the wall. Check out the scene near the beginning where he does his “evacuation” after being revived. It always makes me laugh.
I’m usually shifting the dirty dishes to one side so I can get a clear shot at the plughole
Based on the bathrooms I’ve been to, an alarming proportion of guys seem to be picking their noses with the other hand, and wiping the result on the wall.
And this is even in restrooms in upscale restaurants. Guys are gross.
Holding the fly flap away so’se I don’t pee on it. [sub](happened once…NOT gonna happen again!) [/sub]
Honest answer, I enjoy making a fist with the other hand and pretending I’m straining to shoot a 1920’s style Death Ray from my wang.
Fighting off hordes of ninjas. And Chuck Norris.
Flipping the pancakes.
No, silly! The hand that doesn’t have your wang in it!
Me? Well if I were clever I’d say something like, “Holding the milk jug while I steer with my knees.” But I’m not clever. So…usually I’m just standing there with both hands in my pockets–mine’s prehensile and needs no management.
Rolling down the window.
No, son, we’re just trying not to fall in.
Holding the video camera.
Old men do this because they forget young men pee right up the walls.
You win the thread.
I mean, that’s what I would do, anyway, if I had a wang.
Scrabbling madly to escape from the bucket under which I’ve trapped it.
Pushin’ the lawnmover.
If it helps you any, you can use my wang to make a 1970s Dick Ray.
Holding open the window.
Could be a number of things…
Giving a High Five
Flicking a Cigarette
Giving Peace Sign
Playing a Piano
…what have you…
Poor guy. You can only pretend.
One hand locks on target. The other hand fires.