It wasn’t during urinating, but once, just once, I zipped up a little too quick and caught Captain Happy with the teeth. Enough to draw blood. It wasn’t There’s Something About Mary bad, and I was able to disentangle, but damn it stung. I’ve never trusted a zipper since.
Yes!, I tied the poll! (there’s just something not right about saying that in this thread :dubious:)
Ya’ll are naaaasty, and ‘Free Willy’ has nothing to do with this BTW. 
It’s always best to let pythons be pythons (or is that bygons?), so I’m not gonna’ judge someone for droppin’ their drawers, but I’ve personally never seen this done at a urinal, not yet anyway. It’s so much faster to simply unzip and let fly, and I’ve got plenty of clearance to keep dribbling from being a threat, know what I mean 
. The thing that stops my stream is when I look down and see that little sticker they sometimes put in there that says ‘don’t take drugs’ or ‘have safe sex’. I know what they’re warning about, but how do you eplain to your kid when he strolls out and asks what it means? (not that I have any kids, just sayin’)
If I were to let Monstro all the way out, I’d have to stand quite a ways back from the urinal.
No matter how many times you shake your peg
The last few drops run down your leg.
I’m curious if you’re misunderstanding what’s meant by “free willy” in this context - I’ve never seen anyone “drop trou” at the urinal, either. Of course, you don’t scrutinize what other people are doing in this situation, but until this thread I had *no idea *that it was this common for people to leave their belt buckled and button done up at the urinal - that seems very awkward to me.
I don’t suppose it would look much different to someone waiting in a queue, unless they were transfixed by what you were doing – your waistband remains at the same altitude throughout.
+1 
First of all I knew exactly what ‘free willie’ was referring to, FYI, thus my slight difference in spelling. One has to do with a movie, the other has to do with a woman’s taste in cigars…oh yes I did :D.
Okay, let me explain, I don’t know when the last time you were in a public bathroom, or maybe you’ve got a urinal at home, but it seems more awkward to me to stand shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of dudes and start undoing your pants.
I do not see how the waistband can remain at the same height, for me, if my belt and button aren’t fastened, it takes two hands to hold them up at the same level without some significant altitude change or at least an obvious looseness. Unless you have a third hand to hold on to your third leg and aim it, then I don’t see how this is entirely possible.
Also, I’ve noticed that there seems to be some differences in wealth, age and social status that are accounting for indescrepencies. I, for one, do not wear nor can afford pants that have to be ‘fished through’ in order to find Johnson. Also, I’m not a squimish ‘girly man’ who has an issue with a couple drops splattering inside or outside my pants, even running down my leg for that matter…it’s just piss for crying out loud, shake it off and get back to work is what I say. :eek:
Just my opinions anyway.
I did that once too, and it was a mistake I only made once.
Once again, Family Guy has a clip for every occasion.
In public, I’m normally wearing dress trousers which allow plenty of slack to unzip, fish my garden hose out, and do my business without any interference. Only on casual Friday, when I’m usually in jeans which are tighter, do I have to open 'er up.
This thread is interesting because it’s caused me to pay so much more attention to something that’s usually done with zero self-consciousness.
This is particularly interesting. It seems to me that there is no more “exposure” in undoing the belt and button. The shirt-tails generally stay in place, and if anything the when unbuttoned the pants provide a bit more privacy. Not really preoccupied with this, though, as the assumption is that everyone at the urinals is obeying the eyes-front rule.
Again, had to pay attention at the last visit because this is so effortless that it’s not even a conscious action. After paying attention, the right hand remains casually on the belt (although experimentally I find that if I’m required to and nobody is looking I can do a hands-free hula for a while before my pants start to descend on their own,) with the thumb of the right hand being employed to lower the waistband of my drawers. Left hand is free for aiming and post-piss vas-clearing.
This is utterly mystifying to me. I am unaware of any trouser design that does not include an overlap of a few inches at the fly. When you lower the zipper, you must push these flaps to either side, reach in, and pull through, no? This seems very awkward, and the sight of that turkey neck protruding from the fly is way too absurd for me to deal with.
Benefit of the doubt extended here, and assuming you’re totally joking about this.
Heh. Peter.
I agree, this thread has become interesting to me as well.
I do not entirely understand how the pants provide more privacy when undone, slightly confused here, and it would seem to me that the rattling of the belt buckle would draw more attention. No, not everyone obeys the ‘eyes front’ rule, and that goes especially for bars and pubs (there’s always that one really drunk guy, and sometimes he even puts his arm on your shoulder, huge infraction)
Still slightly confused, I usually find it difficult to hold my pants up even with just the belt undone. Of course, I do wear loose fitting drawers (not grunge style ‘I’m gonna’ trip if I run’ pants, loose pants, that need a belt to stay up), I like to be able to move, and I’ve found that wearing just a size or two larger allow for an excellent range of motion. Also, my body size is very abnormal, it’s hard to even find something that fits a large 6’ 3", well built, *oddly proportioned man who’s not skinny, nor fat, weighs in at around 200 lbs. and thinks sledge hammers are precision instruments (though I don’t know what sledges have to do with this).
(*oddly proportioned meaning I slightly long midsection from my waistline to the bottom of my crotch, so I need a little extra room for Big John and his two buddies)
This seems like a simple procedure to me, in fact, if everything is lined up right, sometimes you can just reach right in and not even fumble around at all. I’ve seen some pants that have elongated inner flaps, and I think even one that had a special button for said flap, even sometimes extra flaps for the flap (more info in this post). I am also not ashamed of how my turkey looks, and nor does it resemble a turkey neck in any way (it’s okay Mr. gobbles, he didn’t mean it)
No, ‘fraid not, wasn’t joking in the slightest, give it a couple shakes and put the snake back in, dribble and all.
Oh, and one other thing: yes, holes were designed for penises, you just gotta’ check and make sure nothing’s gonna’ happen to it if you stick it through that hole ;).