These slacks have been discovered in Japan. Would you wear them?
No, I don’t like them. Well I’d wear them to paint the kitchen, if they were offered for that purpose.
I don’t even have to look. If you have to ask, the answer is no.
But now that I did, those things better be called cock-holsters.
Just stupid.
I voted no only because I don’t wear any slacks.
Well whaddya know, I was just reading today about Tudor-era padded codpieces on men’s hose. There truly is nothing new under the sun.
Looks like this Japanese designer has reinvented the codpiece forerunner known as a “braye”. Can the revival of actual full-phallus codpieces be far behind? 
They don’t look real. It looks like a prop (a half ass prop) from a SNL skit.
But a bad SNL skit. Like they only came up with the premise “There is something stupid about the pants, and they’re popular and we’ll riff on that”.
Seems kind of half-cocked.
If they are made in Japan, I don’t think they would fit.
I only wear kilts.
Whoever ok’d that design really pulled a boner.
mmm
Seems like it could be a good thing for rocket scientists to wear to parties.
People really wear these?? I laughed… I voted horrible, but the word I prefer is ridiculous.
They are a little confusing. But if you are supposed to slide your dick into the front pocket, I would be all over those suckers. When’s the next Doper get-together?
These pants are really pretty tame compared with some of the clothing Japanese wear. Which is just one of many reasons it’s always fun to be in Japan. Mmm, Japan.
I don’t know why, but I feel like they’d be the bottom half of a uniform in some dystopian novel where critics in the movie review make a passing joke about them.
Edit: The second link says they were bought on clearance so I guess not even the Japanese wants them.
Hell no.
I still don’t understand. The zipper is underneath the codpiece, so you can’t keep your . . . erm . . . baNANa in it at all. If I saw somebody in those I would just think it was a cheap trick from a guy who got a thrill from getting people to look at his crotchal region.
But my first thought in seeing it was “That pocket looks kinda small” followed by “Any guy who’s wearing them though? Prolly safe to assume that it’s actually too big.”
They wouldn’t fit me. Uh, that’s not what I mean. Get your minds out of the gutter. I mean I have too much of a beer gut to be able to get into them.
My crotch does not need accentuating. I manage that already in unfortunate ways, and would prefer people look the other way when that happens.