They look dumb, and possibly uncomfortable. I wouldn’t wear one, and if I had no choice but to do so would strongly consider hacking the stupid pocket thing off with a knife.
Oh the penis pouch pants. Sure! Gtreat place to store a frankfurter you might want to snack on later. I wear a shirt with boobies painted on too, just to tie the whole theme together.
“have been discovered”? That makes it sound as if they broke through into a new chamber at the Slacks Mine at Kitamatsu and found a rich lode of highlighted crotch-bearing pants, or something.
No way I’d wear these latter-day codpiece pants.
If I’m happy to see you I prefer to just say so.
It’s ridiculous looking. It looks like a small holster designed to hold a derringer or a .22 Special.
I guess you could throw away the flap, remove the button, and have a decent pair of pants.
NNNNNNNNo. When I want to draw your attention to my nethers I’ll just yank 'em out and wave 'em at you.
What is it with clothing manufacturers pushing ridiculous junk-conscious clothes lately? There’s also some “pouch” underwear that’s supposed to be some miracle of science for junk comfort–as if isolating it in a forward-facing pouch will make it comfy and protect if from kangaroo kicks and such (never mind that pants ultimately level that playing field). Stupid. I guess the clothes designers weren’t satisfied with giving women useless pockets on their jeans.
Not unless I can get a version where the crotch pocket is outlined in flashing neon lights. I don’t do subtle.
Regards,
Shodan
Basically. Well, I suppose someone could think “Fashion!” rather than “lol made u look at my dong” but it’s just a different colored flap of fabric, not a “pocket”.
What it actually looks like to me is that a batch of pants had the lining of the zip mistakenly sewn on the outside, and someone is still trying to sell them. That’s clearly not the case, these are definitely designed this way, but that’s what it looks like.
No. Now make the “pocket” the same color as the rest of the pants and make them comfy and I would consider it.
I think this style should ACTUALLY be called “lol made u look at my dong” 
Not even if they were free.
And if you would wear them - where are you going?
Like everyone else: Not just no, but hell no.
I have to give the designer of these pants credit for one thing, though: In a time of division and discord, these pants have united us all. We should ship these things to various trouble spots around the world (the Middle East, Korea, right here in the good old U.S. of A.); I’m imagining it could be a real ice-breaker and confidence builder, having Israelis and Palestinians, and North and South Koreans, and Burmans and Rohingyas, all sitting down together in a spirit of agreement and unity to say:
“Holy shit! What the fuck were they thinking?!?”
“I know! I wouldn’t be caught dead in those things / I would never allow my son/husband/brother to be caught dead in those things!”
“Dude, you are so right!”
“So, about those territorial disputes… / that nuclear weapons program… / Etc…”
Over 80 votes and still we have unanimity! These pants may be just the common ground that brings harmony to the world!
Why not just paint a target on them?
I voted no, but I could put together a pretty good steampunk outfit for a convention or a Halloween party with them.
Imagine a strategically placed length of polished brass pipe.
Nope, it’s a ridiculous concept. Back in the '60s or '70s, there was a black power activist (Eldridge Cleaver, maybe?) who made a fashion statement about black masculinity by producing a line of trousers with a black dangling tube to house the wearer’s wedding tackle. The project was a financial failure, as these silly Japanese pants probably are.
And more importantly why are you in that hand-basket?
Be sure to take them off first.