Guys: Your penis, peeing, and your handedness

I usually don’t hang on to it at all while I’m peeing.

It knows what to do. I do however, shake with my left hand.(dominant hand)
I have heard that in middle eastern countries, that males use sand to sop up any dribbles left on their ding dongs.
I was told that there is a bucket type thingy next to the urinal. After the pee, Abdul rolls Mr. Winky in the sand and thwacks it a couple of times to get the sand off.
Is this true?

It sounds pretty bizarre…but I’ve heard that some people wear wooden shoes and eat whole herring…raw.:smiley:

Depends which hand is holding my drink at the time …

Either hand works just fine for me.

My problem is that the bottom of those urinals are always so cold.

Answering in the name of science…

Usuallu use the dominant hand. Not always but mostly.

Smeghead said:
“Yes, it takes all the muscle power I can muster just to keep the mighty beast under some semblance of control.”

Ditto that !!! :D:D

Right handed, the same to pee.

Hang on I’ll just go and check…

Yep, right the first time. :wink:

Well, I must be weird. I’m left handed and I still use my right hand for all major penis-related activities.

Good lord, that’s the second post in a row today I’ve admitted this. I should probably get away from the SDMB for a day or two.

I’m a switch-hitter and a switch-pisser.

Aim? You guys AIM?? I wonder if that’s what got Mrs. ricepad so upset…

Yup, I’m with the OP on this one. Cyclops is only friends with Rightie…

Most flys are right-handed (the zipper is best operated with the right hand), so the right hand gets the job by default.

You should use that as your sig…or a BAND NAME! I’m going over to that thread and posting it right now.

Old joke from my childhood:
What does the Jolly Green Giant sing when
he takes a pee?
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.

…isn’t the question what kind of a film is this where one guy is watching another guy pee?

You guys use your hands? I think that’s constraining. I just let him fly free! Feel the wind in his head! There’s always somebody to clean it up later.

It’s the right for pee.
When it comes to the other,
I use the right and his brother.

never saw that when i was there, but i do know they use sand to cure jock itch. Did it myself when i was out there with the ARMY.

as for the OP.
Left hand dominant, uses whichever is available for peeing, masturbating (i said it first!), and all other functions i suppose.

i write with my left hand, paint with my right when up on an easel though, and use a mouse with either hand on the comp. so i suppose i’m just a super freak.

I’m a dominant-hand kind of guy, but this whole (hilarious) discussion makes me wonder if, perhaps, the baseball cards aren’t incomplete:

Rodney “Stinky” Carmichael
Brooklyn Dodgers
Bats: right
Throws: right
Dresses: right
Pees: left
Wanks: switch

Let’s see, what else…