gytalf2000, are you a serial killer waiting to happen?

By contrast with someone who fantasises about superheroines (who don’t exist), this is a disturbing thing to say.
Do you not understand the purpose of the ACLU? DO you not realise how important it is to protect citizens? :smack:

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

Me also thinks he is a smelly ass.

Jesus fucking Christ going 80MPH in a Chrysler. ('Cause that’s his wheels, don’tcha know)

Who the hell shoved a five foot stick with thorns up your bum, Johnny Hildo? This is the most worthless, pointlessly abrasive, illogical, disingeuous pitting I’ve ever seen on this board, against a guy who hasn’t done jack shit (no scat fetish jokes, pleeease) to deserve it. A fetish is per fucking definition an abnormal sexual fixation and coming from a guy who gets it ‘off on cartoon porn, who the bloody hell are you to scoff at anyone elses’ tastes?

I don’t know if the Pit Thread was warranted, but isn’t it at least slightly creepy that someone gets off on seeing images of violence against women? I might find it strange that someone has a thing for women wearing rubber suits, has a desire to have their wife wear a strap on and take them up the butt, or has a thing for high heels, but none of those strike me as being as creepy as getting a boner when you see a woman getting hit over the head.

Marc

No love lost between cousins, I see.

Seriously though, do you know why zebras have never been tamed and ridden like horses? Apparently they bite and don’t let go, and are impossible to lasso.

There are a lot of sexual fantasies that involve violence, have you ever seen any of those extreme BDSM porn with things like women stomping on the testicles of men in bondage, there are some pretty extreme things out there.

Sure I do, just as I also find people getting off on sado-masochism creepy (tieing up and hurting people? Very weird)

But it’s a long jump from saying you find someone’s fantasy creepy, to calling them a sick fuck and a serial killer waiting to happen.

Starting a whole pit thread to bring to light – completely out of context – a guy’s sexual fantasies?

Sure, he posted it on a message board so he’s not exactly expecting privacy. But, there is sort of a distinction here. This is just a real asshole of a pit thread.

Is Johnny Hildo sick? I mean I can deal with people complaining when I do something they don’t like… but now I can’t even think about it?

I think that’s how Jack Chick started… :wink:

:confused:

Is Johnny Hildo my cousin?
Seriously, did you know that male zebras have one of the largest penis size to body size ratio in all of nature. Hung like a horse is nothing compared to hung like a zebra.

Hey Johnny Hildo!

Thanks for the insightful comments about my depraved sexual fantasies! I have never been pitted before! This is fun! I will craft a longer reply later!

No, but he’s an ass (your words) and asses and zebras are cousins. :cool:

I don’t consider myself an “ACLU Bitch”, but I don’t see this as a worthy Pitting, either. It’s just a fantasy. On an Internet message board. That doesn’t make the express-ee a potential serial killer.

Ah, Johnny boy, does the phrase “pot, kettle” mean anything to you, for when it comes to raging nutbar on the SDMB, your right there at the top of the pile.

Jesus, Johnny, you get bent out of shape so easily and so often I’m starting to think you’re made out of tin foil.

irishgirl was right. You’ve used up your quota of exclamation points, we’ll let you know when you can use them again. Really.

Nah, every Super Hero has his/her weakness. With Superman, its Kryptonite. With Johnny, its Lithium…

No dude, you’re confusing Johnny Dildo with his hat…

Seriously, why get the panties in a bunch over something as harmless as sexual fantasies? I’m a woman and pretty much the most innocuous person you’ll ever meet, but I’ve had some really–and I mean REALLY disgusting and antisocial thoughts go through my head in the heat of the moment. I’d never act on them, but I also refuse to censor my own brain because that strikes me as incredibly stupid and pointless. It’s my head, and I’ll furnish it anyway I like–doesn’t make me a sicko or a pervert or a serial killer waiting to happen, it just means that sometimes my brain goes places someone else might find disturbing. Some people get upset about the most vanilla acts imaginable (to ME) and some people have fantasies that I can’t even wrap my head around–so what? Sexual response is a continuum and somebody has to be on either end of the spectrum to define the parameters. As long as we don’t make our nastier fantasies reality by involving a non-consenting partner it’s all good.

Johnny, you are becoming a total tool and shrill to boot. Why not take a Midol and curl up with some chocolate and a hot water bottle?

Wait–how is fantasizing about unconscious women, and just that, creepier than fantasizing about raping them?

gytalf2000, ever have fantasies about knocking out scantily-clad superheroines with a giant, chloroformed exclamation point? :wink: