Please welcome one of my very best friends, Darkscyde, to the SDMB. (That’s four suckered in, in case anyone’s counting…) When do I get my toaster oven?
Esprix
Who, erm, seems to be having trouble logging in and posting at the moment. Mods, think you could look into that for us? Much obliged. 
Esprix
And they say you people don’t recruit.
Welcome, Darkscyde! Assuming you can get here!
Shouldn’t that be “Welcome TO the Darksi…” Oh! I see!!
(zoogirl blushes as she realizes her blunder. READ the darn thing!)
Oh, well, welcome anyway!
This is the most welcomes I’ve ever seen for someone who has yet to post.
Ah what the hell, welcome Darkscyde
Now that’s a cool username!
Welcome to your new addiction, Darkscyde.
Esprix? With all this recruiting, you shouldn’t settle for the toaster oven. Demand the VCR.
Didn’t you get the toaster oven for jkusters and his ookie-endowed, thomasm?
Hi, Darkscyde! Any friend of 'Spree’s has to be - uh, no. Welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Hope you had as much fun getting suck’red as I did! <oh, TMI…>
“Get ready for the Show!” - Alphaville
Obviously you haven’t been here very long:D
Esprix, is this five now you’ve, er, converted?
I’d start saving up for the George Foreman Grill. With all these dopers you’re gonna need it for dinner.
OK! He worked out his problems, so, if you will, please welcome… Darkscyde!
Esprix
C’mon, Darkscyde – after all the trouble Esprix’s gone to, the potential embarrassment, the humiliation … show thyself!
Welcome and greetings. For when you do appear.
Thank you everyone…I accept this honour on behalf of my mother and father, for if it werent for them you wouldn’t get to experience the total joy my presence brings…or something =P
‘bout freakin’ time… 
Just remember, everything they say about me here is a lie!
Esprix
<ahem, I don’t tell lies…> 
You know, six posts and he’s already raggin’ on me. I tell ya, why do I keep recruiting them if all they do is mock me?
Esprix
The sex?
[sub]KIDDING![/sub]
Hardly. I’ve only had se… I mean, played tiddlywinks with one of them.
Esprix