[Ann Romney]
Goddamn it Mitt. “Go ahead, wear the vibrating butt plug. It will make you look and feel happy!” I should have known that wouldn’t work…
[/AR]
I voted for Obama and I am both happy and relieved to see the Romneys shuffle off the stage. On the whole, though, I’d prefer you stay off my side in the future, you creepy, misogynistic little toad. The right side won, your purulent rantings detract from that victory.
Okay, did Ms. Romney actualy say her sons serving a mission was the very same thing as serving in the military? The only blurb I saw was that she said that her sons learned something from serving others.
Seconded
Ooh, good. Not only do I get my candidate elected, but assholes all over the place are having heart attacks over my attitude about winning. Win win win win win. Any one else pissed off at me? I’d love to know who you are.
BTW, Scumpup, please don’t write me any more pathetic PMs. If you’re feeling frustrated, beat up your kid or something. I’m not your therapist.
No, you are more of a punching bag, or maybe one of those inflatable clowns with a weighted bottom, for me. Fun to punch around a little, but you get boring fast.
You can youtube anne romney the view, she was on The View and said something like, everyone serves in a different way, and the fact that she likened preaching mormonism in France to getting blown up and disfigured in Vietnam AT ALL is highly offensive to me, and I am the biggest anti-military lib you will ever meet.
Well, they did have to tolerate the French, who are atheists and Papists and let their women run around with unshaven armpits, which is very dangerous duty. And while they didn’t have to endure Basic Training, her sons did have to get shoved out of her twat, so they’ve paid a very heavy price for their service.
I suspect Ann Romney has many happy days ahead of her, unlike this sorry group stewing in envy and hate.
Bet anything I’m happier since Tuesday than she is, no matter how much money she has. I haven’t stopped smiling, and she hasn’t stopped scowling.
As a staunch Democrat and in the spirit of unity, I am volunteering to reach across the isle and insert something into Ann Romney’s butt. I get to choose what.
Edited to Add: Lest you think me partisan, Michelle’s butt is open to negotiation as well.
Oh no, you really don’t understand how the other side thinks, do you? I believe I speak for most Obama supporters when I say that each morning I wake up and think “Thank god, the suspense is over - OBAMA WON!!!” Envy and hate are the last emotions I’m feeling right now. “Relief” and “so happy I want to dance” are the main themes in my life today.
The hate for AR is a bit over the top, especially under the circumstances. We won! Who cares if AR rubs us the wrong way? I honestly believe that most Democrats are on the whole kinder, more tolerant, and fairer than most Republicans. On the other hand, this thread suggests, as we all know, that no political persuasion is completely free of jerkish behavior.
There may be Republicans who look at this thread and say “hah, this is proof that Democrats* are terrible people”, but that would be unfair. Of course, I did say that I think Republicans are more prone to that characteristic than Democrats…
*Funny, I originally typed “Demoncrats.”
And if there’s one thing I’ve learned about Republicans over the years (there are actually 12), it’s that I need not give a shit what they think of me, since they’ve mischaracterized non-Republicans so completely it must be either malicious or incompetent, and most likely both, to a staggering degree.
Could have been piles. After popping out five kids she’s bound to have a hemorrhoid or two.
Very unlikely to have been tax documents jammed up there. And in future I’m going to keep a weather eye on prr lest we start seeing threads on kitten strangling or nun bondage.
I just watched it. That’s not what she said.
Strike Post #55 above and substitute the following.
I just watched it. She did not say that serving a mission is the same thing as serving in the military. She also said, in response to the question of how she would respond to mothers whose children did not come back from war:
She did say that people find different ways of serving. That does not mean that she said that serving a mission is the same thing as serving in the military.
Out of idle curiosity, where did Whoopi Goldberg get the idea that the LDS church prohibits its members from serving in the military? At one time, the Commandant of the US Coast Guard was LDS.
Whatever she said, if she even compared the hardship of enduring French underarm hair to service in the armed forces in any way, shape or form, she revealed herself to be a vapid, bigoted, self-promoting and -aggrandizing insulter of soldiers everywhere. Her pampered babies got off easy, as did Mitt, by geting to travel to Europe and babble their stupid shit about Mormonism in lieu of military service, and I despise for daring her to make that claim.
Ann who???
You got issues, mang.
So this morning, I’m imagining Ann is having a hard time getting up out of bed, getting dressed, sitting still so her maids can slather her with makeup, etc. and Mitt is all:
“Up and at 'em, Ann! Big day today! How 'bout a jetski ride?”
“No, Mitt, I still feel so down.”
“Ha, Ha, Ha, down is for pillows, I always say. It was just a stupid election, sweetheart. We gave it our best. Can’t do better than that.”
“Oh, Mittsy, I really, really thought we would–you know.”
“What? Win? We came so close. You can’t let this get you down, shrug it off.”
“I really wanted to be First Lady, Mitty-pitty-poo. I wanted to touch all those nice things that Jackie Kennedy had touched, and Mamie Eisenhower, like I saw on TV when I was a little girl, the dishes, and the doilies, and the curtains…”
“Oh, the heck with that, may the Good Lord and the Prophet forgive my everlasting soul for blaspheming and for alluding to the netherregions in which all infidels will perish in a sea of ever-lasting all-consuming fire that will endure all the days in creation yet to come, and which the Saints and Angels and Prophets have verily written–where was I?, oh, Annie-Fanny-Manny-Afganistani , you can’t think that way. We can buy the Kennedys and the Eisenhowers with what I’ve got in my back pocket, I can get you any plates you want–except of course for the Golden Plates, can’t seem to find those little devils anywhere–but we’re so rich, Ann, you can have anything you want. Stop sobbing, darling. Please, don’t cry anymore today.”
“I’m just so angry, Mittolini. Now those awful colored people will get to sleep in those nice white sheets and those little colored girls will get to play on that nice wide lawn that I was picturing our hundreds of grandkids romping on, with me in the background on the evening news, waving and smiling at them, and I won’t–GET-TO-DO-THAT-NOW!!”
“Annie-Pannie-Poo-Poo, stop that, right now, please. You’re upsetting the servants. I told you I don’t like it when you chew on the carpet like that, darling. Annie! Please, can I get some help in here? Mrs. Romney is having another episode! Annie, please stop banging your head against the floor, you’ll ruin all the woodwork again…”