Ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA ha ha! [Michele Bachman for President]

She just wants attention. If talking about a presidential run gets her in the headlines, she’ll play along. Expect a similar announcement any day from Snooki.

Aw, now it doesn’t look so much like Woody Woodpecker is posting a pit thread.

**Rep. Bachmann lands post on intelligence committee **
Position will bolster Tea Party favorite’s security credentials ahead of possible White House

“It’s a trap!” - Admiral Akbar

The Intelligence Committe is loads of prestige, but not much air time. The first rule of Intel Club is you can’t talk about what goes on in Intel Club.

I accidentally read this as “book deal and spanking fees.” which I really didn’t want to think about.

But is probably more true than you want to know.

Yeah, but running around with a smug look on your face, chirping “I’ve got a secret and I’m not telling, neener neener” can do wonders for your credibility.

Look what it did for Christine O’Donnell.

She is working on a book, but the crayon keeps breaking and anyway she is having a hard time coloring in the lines.

She wants a reality show, like Palin. It’s just that no producer is able to find reality anywhere near her.

She’ll do a reality show about here presence on the Intelligence committee.

And Jesse Ventura never killed anybody with his bare hands – not even in a movie. But Verne did it, for real.

Situation/Snooki 2012

Aw, c’mon, since when is a grizzly bear a person? And Jesse was a Navy SEAL. (He hardly ever talks about it. Every other breath, maybe.)

I have no idea at all what you are talking about here?

No he wasn’t. The Navy SEAL unit wasn’t even formed until years after Jesse was out of the military. Confronted on that, he then claimed to be a Naval UDT member, but refuses to produce his DD-214 to prove it. He either changes the subject or claims the question is an attack on military veterans.

Bachmann is yesterday’s leftovers. Make way for Allen West!

The second thing. :stuck_out_tongue:

The high profile of crazies like this is a giant gift to the standard-issue useless moderate politicians who will tend to look good by comparison.

Or, as I would say, anything that gets us closer to Jacobin revolution sooner is worth considering. Maybe considering and rejecting, but considering.

Is West a member of the Republican Party, the Democratic Party, or the Rent is Too Damn High Party?

Bachmann is going to be on the Intelligence committee? I give it about 90 days before she says something classified to a reporter.

And then comes all the dittoheads characterizing any criticism of that action as misogyny.