Ha ha--when I die I want my funeral to be like this

The BBQ Pit
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Of course I’d have to find a crazed, moronic fundamentalist to befriend first…

Evangelist’s fiery words turn funeral into family fracas
Ceremony not peaceful

By Garry Mitchell
Associated Press

     LOXLEY, Ala. -- Orlando Bethel moved his big tent and   
  evangelical work from Miami to rural Alabama about 18      
  months ago, settling onto land in his wife's family. When  
  her uncle died, he was asked to sing at the funeral.       
     He did -- experiencing a revelation in the process, he  
  says -- and that's when all hell broke loose in the        
  Greater Pine Grove Baptist Church.

Published in the Athens Banner-Herald on Sunday, June 30, 2002.

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May the Great Pixie What Lives In The Heavens grant yer every wish.

Soon.

:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

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Gotcha ya!

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Um, probably a link to the copyrighted article would have been a better approach.

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Ah, good point Telemark. If a mod wants to substitute the following link for the article, I won’t scream and whine. Promise. :wink:

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/063002/new_20020630101.shtml

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Fucko Off!

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Not even if I beat you about the head and shoulders? Seriously, don’t post the whole article. I removed the bulk of the article, people can follow the link.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

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Thank you very much Lynn and since you were such a sport about it, I’ll even give you a whine!

Brace yourself:

wa
:wink:

(and sorry I posted the whole thing: bad Wabbit, BAD!)