Please don't bury me in Alabama.

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…cuz Lord knows they gets freaky there.

A Loxley street preacher who screamed at a funeral that the deceased was burning in hell said Tuesday he was beaten by mourners for telling the truth.

Bethel claims Loxley police did nothing after “a mob” beat him.

“They said it was attempted murder,” Loxley Police Chief Cliff Yetter said Tuesday. "It was a little scratch on his shoulder

He was only supposed to sing, Orlando Bethel admitted, "but the Holy Ghost told me to really speak the truth – I said this man was no longer with us because he is in hell, that they needed to repent of their sins, there was a lesbian scheduled to sing :eek: , and there were fornicators

“He almost got killed,” Glynis Bethel said. She said her husband was seriously injured and she later found him “balled up in an embryo position.”

“embryo position” ?

Molden said that later the Bethels drove up to his home. Orlando Bethel began screaming about hell, and Glynis Bethel, while “speaking in tongues,” sprinkled olive oil on Molden.

“I thought it was gasoline,” Molden said.

May I get an “Amen”?

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Yep, for great comedy you just can’t beat real life happenings.