habanero pepper juice and condoms

[Sahirrnee]

I figured it was a work of fiction and wouldn’t really work too well.
Not something I’m looking to do, if my so were to cheat I’d remove my self from his life permanently. If he’d risk losing me to be with someone else then he doesn’t deserve to have me.

[Dogzilla]

@Munch

I don’t think you would. For instance, you yourself did not feel the burn on your fingers after it had soaked through your gloves, you had manipulated a tampon out of its wrapper, gotten your clothing situated, and applied your tampon. There’s far less work involved in putting on a condom.

Good points. I concede you may not feel the pepper juice until well after the condom was placed on. This crafty plan might just work.

[Dogzilla]

@Trinopus

A friend of mine said, upon having essentially the same experience as Dogzilla: “It felt really good…for a few seconds.”

Another friend (oh, all right, it was me) once self-pleasured using toothpaste as a lubricant. Again, it felt quite good…for a few seconds…then hurt pretty badly.

(Ah, youth! Except…)

I did not find that it felt good for even a few seconds. I had to hobble over to the couch, bent halfway over, and sit really, really still for about 20 minutes until my body did its flushing out thing and I could stand it. Every movement brought new pain. All I could do was sit there and try to breathe, mumbling ohshitohshitohshitoshit.