Had to share this Engrish spam.

[Joey_P]

@Dr.Woo

I saw this Engrish on a t-shirt the other day:

                         JESUSCRIST

Isn’t that the guy from Nirvana?

[amarinth]

@Sunspace

The worst instruction sheet ever. I keep a copy of it pinned to my cube at work as a reminder to me and a warning to others.

Sometimes, I can figure out how something went from its original language and landed in English (e.g., “I saw your structure.” I can see how that happened.)

But what the hell was “Till cowcomes home. Wield toys damage, burn-in prythee wind to a close wield”

[Bobotheoptimist]

“Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertent eat off. In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.”

Someone wasn’t even trying at that point.

[nd_n8]

@amarinth

Sometimes, I can figure out how something went from its original language and landed in English (e.g., “I saw your structure.” I can see how that happened.)

But what the hell was “Till cowcomes home. Wield toys damage, burn-in prythee wind to a close wield”

Obviously it’s Haiku:

Till cowcomes home. Wield
Toys damage, burn-in prythee
wind to a close wield

[dogbutler]

@nd_n8

So, if I’m reading the symbols on the bottom correctly; you can’t play Pac-Man, you can’t cry, you can’t fire and you can’t feed this toy to your giant talking alien plants. I am understanding.

I think the last one is “Toy not suitable for zombies”