I just watched it, I think*. It was horrible. It’s basically her just laying there while some gross looking guy** pounds away. And she’s faking it.
*Not 100% because a) it does look like her but a couple of “Hilton Sex Tapes” I downloaded were definitely not legit. b) The production value was nil. c) At one point she says “Ow, my knee.” Never seen that in a porn before.
** I tend to think that almost all naked guys look gross. YMMV, of course.
Replace “because” with “but” in the * part. Those were supposed to be reasons I thought the video was legit.
Link? Ok, no link, maybe directions? I don’t have any PtP file sharing software, but I am oddly fascinated with seeing this tape.
Link? Ok, no link, maybe directions? I don’t have any PtP file sharing software, but I am oddly fascinated with seeing this tape.
ok, I only hit submit once. Just once. WTF?
coughKazaacough. Your email is disabled. If you have an email account that can accept a 22meg file I’ll mail it to you. My username at hotmail.com.
the video isn’t out there yet. If you saw anything with ANY production, it wasn’t it. The camera was fixed and it’s a handheld amateur sorta thing. Fark has the lo-down.
I don’t like Paris, but I sure as hell want to watch it for the entertainment value.
If that’s the case then I have the world’s worst porn. “Get off my knee.” <snort>
Apparently, the chick which is supposedly her in the Kazaa downloads is actually porn star Krystal Steal. She has tattoos which purportedly match up with the woman in the faux Paris video.
Excerpt from the NY Post:
*PEOPLE who’ve seen the Paris Hilton porno feel sorry for the hot-blooded hotel heiress because it appears her sleazy boyfriend, Rick Solomon, took advantage of her when she was nearly unconscious. Hilton family lawyers are looking into the matter. It is illegal to have sex with an incapacitated woman who couldn’t possibly give consent. “Rick is having sex with Paris and she is so out of it, you can only see the whites of her eyes,” one spy said. “She is so far gone she is drooling. It is the most disturbing video I have ever seen.” Siri Garber, a rep for Hilton, said, “At one point Rick is directing Paris, and she can’t even get up. He is vile and disgusting and she is the victim here.” *
Classy.
Well, somebody is lying, because the legal drinking age is 21, and I know an upstanding woman of character like Paris Hilton wouldn’t be drinking if she was only 19.
It’s sad how far some people will go.
Oh god, Paris is an uber skank. She’s SCARY.
She dated washed up hasbeen Edward Furlong and they went into a bar, I believe, where she stripped down to a bra and g-string and gave him a lap dance. Then he puked on the bar.
Blech.
I dated Paris Hilton a few times, she’s more fun and humerous than London Sheraton, is more sophistcated and refined than Seattle Ramada, but, she is not near as good in bed as that beautiful Latin Lover, ElSegundo Motel 6.
And who can forget those lost Geisha nights the lavish with Tokyo Radisson,…OK, OK, I’ll stop now.
Just think – if she had been born in a different family she could have been named Dubuque Motel Six.
Or Budapest Super 8.
Has anyone ever been to France, tired, needing a rest, called the Paris Hilton to receive a voice that sounds like some rich girl gagging on a hot dog? You go “Is this reservations?” “It’s Paris Hilton” You: “Reservations” Her:“Paris Hilton” YOU:“Reservations!” HER:“PARIS FUCKING HILTON!”
Then you get pissed off, stay at the Sheraton for the night, call the Hilton’shotel manager about your rude switchboard operator, who winds up being some poor ugly French gal with 6 mouths to feed at home with only a bottle of cheap port wine and a package of hot dogs to support them. She’s fired, while the real culprit is off doing the doggy with T’Pol’s drunken snot boyfriend*
*Edward furlong is the boyfriend of Jolene Blalock, of the show Enterprise. A Furlong is also a unit of French measurement? True?
GAH!
Why did I do that?! (The Google search, I mean.)
So he’s at least got a career as a critic ahead of him.
I’ve seen many pictures of the lovely blonde porn star Krystal Steal, and this is, frankly, an insult to Krystal Steal.
…band name.
She appears to have a punani like a scrotum.