HAHA! Paris Hilton

I can’t believen that Paris Hilton meant to be photographed that way. She and her equally grody sister are all about being the utlimate in cool and that opened-faced twat shot is far from cool. It’s gross.
If the video was not shot in the US (aren’t the Hiltons known for their jet-setting) then legal drinking age isn’t a problem. Also, if the girl was so out of it that she was drooling on herself and her eyes were rolled back into her head, then I’d have to side with her parents here. But wait! Couldn’t that be a sign of enjoying some extra hot lovin’?

Or maybe that’s her modus operandi. Get totally snookered and then have really, really bad sex. I know many people who follow this method.

Beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver…MUSHROOM!

SNAKE!!

Band Name.

Wouldn’t a microbiologist have a field day, though?

That reminds me, I need to pluck the turkey.

That was my exact thought.
I can only imagine how she’s going to look by the time she’s thirty, what with that year round tan and the excessive partying. shudder

London Calling, you are lucky this is a virtual comunity because a real one would burn your house and hang you in the nearest tree for that comment mister.
I will never eat turkey again, not such a bad things because in my country turkey isn’t just a typical dish. I will never eat chicken though and for that I hate you.

It is like a scrotum exactly how?

This thread is hilarious. :slight_smile: That’s all I wanted to add.

But let’s look at this from Paris Hilton’s point of view. How embarassing is it to have sex with a guy and then have him decide he’d rather be doing Shannen Doherty? That’s got to hurt.

Wrinkly and saggy.

Darn… to many fake videos… which one is the true one ?

Well, here’s a picture of Rick Solomon, if it helps you guys to id the right video. Uh…happy searching.

Anyone else think Shannen Doherty slipped the video to the media herself?

Now that would push this little scandal all the way to a six-page layout in The Star, wouldn’t it?

I said it in the Pit thread and I’ll say it here: Rik is the scankiest of them all.

My favorite was the thread comment made on that photo -

“So that is what a billion-dollar beaver looks like. interesting…looks about the same as the cheaper model.”

You think that’s bad? I haven’t been able to eat turkey since I was fifteen and read Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar.

(sorry)

. . . talking of “wrinkly and saggy”, it’s me again . . .
Until this thread, I’d never heard of this wretch. But from henceforth:

Question: “What do you know of Paris Hiltion ?”

Me: “Only snatches”

**Estilicon ** - If memory serves, you’re both a young man and a Latin. By definition you’ll eat chicken and turkey from here to Doomsday, and still not be full :wink:

Just to let everyone know, we are being pitted!

Cite :wink: