VD?
A blender!
Not in the way you mean, but in a non-literal way it could be considered a blender.
Guitar
Piano
Computer monitor
A karaoke machine
Geez, I must think you’re musical or something.
A moped
We have a winner!
Yes, that’s right, my adoring wife has given me the gift of musical show-offery. She also bought a collection of karaoke CDs.
So all you DFW Dopers, start brushing up, because you’re ALL singing at the next dopefest or I’m not feeding you.
A vibrating EZ-chair
Another short reply to boost my post count
So what do I win?
I think I’d like to hear you sing Ice Ice Baby.
[sub]Now to get myself down to DFW to play with the new toy…[/sub]
Damn! my next answer was going to be a karaoke
machine. Stupid flood control stopping me from making
a hilarious string of wild guesses, which would have
quite coincidentally put me well on the way to 100
posts. :mad:
Will we get mp3’s posted soon?
Oooh, fun! Happy Anniversary, too.
Er, but you probably won’t wanna invite me anywhere there’s a karaoke machine. I have a tendency to hog the mike.
That’s okay, hon… the karaoke machine came with TWO microphones.
Oh, cool. Then I can do both parts of “Summer Love” from Grease.
Oh man, so I have another to add to the ever-growing list of reasons to be pissed that I don’t live closer to Dallas. You lucky daaaaaaaawg.
Now you have to figure out how to hook that thing into your computer so you can make me another CD…a Cheffie Special.
[sub]I oughtta shaddup…he’ll do it…(yay!!)[/sub]
(And happy anniversary, dollin’. Give Andi a non-threatening totally-no-lesbo-overtones squish and kiss from me. ;))
Happy Anniversary Cheffie and Mrs. Chef! When are y’all having us over some karaoke? You don’t even have to feed us (although we do appreciate it when you cook).
Damn. I thought I had it.
I was just about to guess a Tug-a-hoy!
::Reviews thread::
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Happy Anniversary, may you two enjoy many happy nights
of sounding as good- as Shatner sounds bad.
I thank my lucky stars I will never have to do this . . . 
Besides the rice, just one more reason to stop by Wendy’s on the way over to your place.
Happy Anniversary, Troy & Andi!!
Jim
Hamadryad: Would a cassette suffice? This karaoke machine can tape a performance. And I have a karaoke CD that has a rendition of “Hallelujah, It’s Raining Men.”
Grace: I was thinking of inviting everyone over for a Halloween party on Sunday, October 28th… that would give everyone time to practice cough coughmrs.chefcough cough I’ll start a thread about it.
iampunha: Don’t be so cocky… this karaoke machine is portable, you know.
JimB: tell you what: if you agree to do a duet with Grace, I promise to hide one of the mikes so the two of you will have to share, which means arms around each other and cheek-to-cheek.
Thanks to everyone for the anniversary wishes.