Haiku Madness - Even More Madness

Some watch Survivor,
Some Downton Abbey; who will
Leave the manor now?

Lots are binge-watching
pandemic television
as way to pass time

Two hundred forty
segments of, “Book 'em, Dann-o.”
Yeah, 5-0, baby!

Yes, it’s Game of Thrones!
Come for the nudity, but
Stay for the intrigue.

It’s movies for me;
saw John Lewis: Good Trouble
fine, inspiring doc

Finally saw Bright:
It was not as bad as I
Anticipated.

Anyone notice the two extra syllables? How the mind treats an accented second syllable as a one-syllable word. I read that third line over and over again, always got 5 syllables.

I had not noticed.
I have enough trouble just
Keeping mine own straight.

I know what you mean
I recount sev-er-al times
to be sure it’s right

The moon in glory
Washes salmon over the tide,
Hark, hear the locust!

A quiet day here,
looking forward to weekend.
Clock-watching? Well, yes.

My wife is away.
Do chores? Are you serious?
Did one yesterday!

The Mutt has gone wild!
He might even enjoy his
Crunchy dog biscuits!

Vocabulary:
Knowing what a goldfish is,
And aluminum

One that cannot be translated into British

Aluminium:
It’s like chewing on tin-foil
when the Brits say that.

“Nic-a-rag-you-ah”
is another different one
that I have noticed.

“Why can’t the English
Speak English?” moan’d Professor
Henry Higgins, too.

'enry 'iggins, eh?
Vikings must have stolen their
"H"es long ago.

Watch out for Vikings;
their love of Spam can make them
very dangerous.

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam and eggs.