Haiku Madness - Even More Madness

Make America Great
Again: and be progressive -
Back To The Future

The debate last night
was no shining moment for
our democracy

“Will you shut up, man?”
“You are the worst president
We have ever had.”

POTUS has COVID.
Will it teach him anything?
I kinda doubt it.

Marge sits, dappled by
The sun’s lies about springtime.
The wind sends her news.

Teddy taught Lizzie
To roll over on her back.
Next? Driving a car?

(Teddy is our foster dog; Lizzie has been running the household for six years, now, as Dog Empress.)

Spouse with a new knee
PT and ice packs. We’ll be
Soon back to our walks.

Soon back to our walks
Because who can afford gas
Unless it’s from beans

<n.m. didn’t see thread was old>

Lump, you’ve done better.
This sub-par haiku shouldn’t
See the light of day.

Hey ! Happy birthday
To burpo the wonder mutt.
Have a lovely day !
:birthday:

Have a lovely day!
How old is Burpo counting
In wonder years, hmm?

Thanks all for birthday
Wishes. Why, I’m only tree-
And-a-half years old.