Haiku Madness - Even More Madness

Autumn in the air -
Seasonal Allergies come -
Cheers for Claritin.

A quiet Tuesday;
six weeks to Election Day
and still lots to do

Vote; Get Out The Vote
Change is in the air, so Vote
Votiddy Vo-Vote!

Prof., I quite agree;
democracy demands it
of all citizens

I am registered!
I am ready! I’m a lean,
mean, VOTING MACHINE!

Posted ballot in
Mail today, and so did Ma-
dame Pepperwinkle.

I’m not really a
voting machine and my name
isn’t Chad, either.

His name is Burpo
Burpo is the Wonder Mutt
Not “A” Mutt, “The” Mutt.

Absolutely right!
The mutt gets mad props from me
Quite a nice doggy

All doggies are nice,
especially the ones who
can keep their mouths shut.

Who is a good boy?
Aren’t you a good boy, huh?
Who is a good boy?

Quondam Mechanic:
An Erstwhile Engineer who
Writes a good haiku.

Wish I could compose
stylish haiku instead of
run-on sentences.

The possum got hit
he is still warm and not stiff
plug in the crock pot

Joaquin Andujar
Waxing philosophically
Said “Ya ne-ver know”

MissTake not waxing
philosophically, decides
“It’s time for ice cream.”

Cricket in bamboo
Sighs melody to the moon -
Moon never answers

Former physicist
And fan of the Professor
Admires his haiku

Doc Brown knew physics;
did he ever write haiku?
Never saw onscreen.

Writing a haiku
at 88 miles an hour?
Very dangerous.