How 'bout a gum job?
Granny coyly smiles at Gramps.
Grandkids need brain bleach.
Reach under your skirt
What are these two things I feel?
Oh my! They’re your tits.
Grandpa left Grandma
A new girl strokes his manhood
She has Parkinson’s
Sex at home is great
every night a new partner
we have Alzheimer’s
The true nature of
Rachm Qoch reveals itself:
He likes granny porn.
As soon as I read the thread title, I thought “Damn, somebody better use my line in a haiku.”
Third post. I’m suitably impressed.
And ever so slightly queasy. (Hey, just because I can acknowledge the truth, doesn’t mean I like thinking about it either.)
Topic: Old folk sex
What about the google ads?!
Whew! Just for haikus.
Aged wiseman asked,
“What do old ladies taste like?”
He answers, “Depends.”
open wide for it!
just let me take my teeth out
grandmamma replies
scheisse videos?
my dear girl, they can’t best my
colostomy bag
all your wrinkles hide
which is the one desired
of the many folds
long last breath expelled
was it good for you too, dear?
why is grandpa cold?
In 1960
My grandparents fucked just once
For twenty minutes
It’s been oh so long
but I can remember how
oops. My catheter
Out pops Mildred’s teeth
Old Harold’s got the touch
Thanks, hip replacement!
Moving like two sloths
Their joints creak, they drool a lot
Geriatric love