Before you ask, it was very nice thank you. That is all. I just have to let everyone know, 'cause I’m feeling very happy right now.
How much older? Like, decrepit? Geezer sex?
Wait…you had sex…a doper had sex?
In the middle of the day?
While you should be doing something…uh…useful?
Don’t you have some golf balls to drive off the rig ?
[heckler]He did drive some balls…he was working on his short game! [/heckler]
Ummm Congratulations… (either to you or her, as the case may be.)
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeee…!
I feel dirty just reading this thread. . .
Old people. . . Ew.
Tripler
Ick.
I hope you dusted her off first.
I’m just hoping the definition of ‘old’ isn’t, say, 31 or something.
Thank you all for your concern, but the event itself last took place on Sunday. I’m now on my oil rig in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Hopefully I won’t be having any more sex until I get back to dry land.
Old women are the best…gimme a 21, 22 year old any day.
I’m tired of that “help me with my homework” sh*t…
Are we talking Michelle Pfeiffer “older,” Susan Sarandon “older,” or Fay Wray “older?”
There’s my gut bust for the day.
Old guy walks into his doctor’s office.
Old guy: "Doc, I just had sex with a 20-year old girl!’
Doc: “Are you okay? Pull a muscle or something?”
Old Guy: “I haven’t felt this good in 30 years!”
Doc: “Then why are you telling me this?”
Old guy says, “You kidding? I’m telling everybody!”
I keep pictuing the phrase “fallen uterus”
Robbing the grave, eh?
What’s crochety sex like? Was this with or without teeth?
BAND NAME!!
Tripler
Dibs! I’m manager!
I’m seeing a kind of new-grungy, pseudo-intellectual, manic-depressive, melodic hardcore type of thing.
[sub]can i be a roadie? i’ve always wanted to be a roadie.[/sub]
Your theme song, courtesy of The Beastie Boys:
This one’s dedicated to all the ladies in the front, the back
All my older ladies out there, lookin nice, you know who you are
Whew!
I need you, boomin granny, I said
I want you, boomin granny
Boomin granny, boomin fanny
Boomin granny, good and plenty
Well it might sound odd it might sound corny
But here’s some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin granny with the boomin sisters
Said I love ya won’t leave ya, till ya gotta listen
I’m talkin about the way that I’m feeling
Here’s a lovely lady and so appealing
A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady
Well I’m twenty six, and you’re eighty
The clock is ticking so you better not front
We can go to my place and we can smoke a blunt
Well you’re a Golden Girl, just like P.R.
Just turn down the lights so we can go far
Because I saw you at the checkout line
You dropped your coupons and you were lookin fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn’t really care if you’re fifty, or seventy four
Because I wantcha, and I need ya
Hey boomin granny you could be my teacher
And I could be ya pet, bet
Listen old lady I could make ya sweat
I know I’m younger, and your much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I’ma take you to the low rider show, and flauntcha
I gotta tell ya lady I said I wantcha, boomin granny
Because I need you, boomin granny
My boyfriend Ernie said to me, “Soph, when I am 80 years old I am going to marry myself a 20-year-old girl.”
I said to him, “Ernie, when I am 80 years old, I am going to marry myself a 20-year-old boy. And let me tell you something, Ernie—20 goes into 80 a helluva lot more than 80 goes into 20!”