Eve, that was great.
Do you mind if I use that as an e-mail sig?
Well, I stole it from Bette Midler, but go right ahead . . .
Yes, what age group are we talking here? Was there a walker involved?
Then there’s the old joke about how I told my wife that when she turned 40, I planned to turn her in for 2 twenty year olds.
“You can’t. You’re not wired for 220,” she said.
I’d never considered that doin’ the walkin’ 69 might be in reference to age.
Not to mention, how old are you? If she’s like, oh, 93, but you’re 87, it’s not a really big deal.
Wait a minute. The OP says “older woman.” That could mean anything from eighteen to ninety. Hell, I could have sex with a 28-year-old and claim truthfully that I had sex with an older man. (Only by one year, though.)
I’m glad you enjoyed it. 
Hell, I have sex with an older woman all the time. We even have the same last name.
I had sex with a younger man.
Tapioca, have you been sleeping in my bed???
Y’know, that could be your mum Dooku.
Women age from the top down so the best parts are usually still intact.
Also older women are not as likely to bite and scratch you as much as a young girl may.
They are also unlike young ladies as they are more discrete and grateful.
(Can you tell me who said those things?)
All rumours about me and Harli are completely untrue. Although we might show you our Hideous Progeny in a few months.
I’ve slept with an older man. Older being 44. I am 22. Best sex of my life, actually (so far!).
If that were the case, there would be a different name for it. 
Zebra: Ben Franklin?
Hell, I married an older woman.
Ben Franklin’s take on sex with older women:
They don’t yell,
They don’t swell,
They don’t tell,
And they’re grateful as hell!
Even if the quote is a UL, it’s still a good one…
If you’re 70 & she is 75, is that an older woman?
What’s wrong with you people? Nobody’s asked Tapioca Dextrin for more details?
TD, you obviously came in here with a story to tell. So let’s hear it.
Um, ew!
(LOL! [Really!])
I’m going to have to hurt you now. Nothing personal but it’s for the good of humanity.
And I thought Jonathan Chance was bad.
Padeye - who married an older woman and is very happy about it.