Tell ya what…I’ll hold him down, you piss on his head.
To those of you here who said “ew”.
The days of our lives are too few
One day you’ll wake and find
You’re ugly deaf and blind
And “ew” is what’s said about you
I’d just like to point out two things
[ul]1. You will never see anyone on these boards ever AGAIN looking forward to not having sex for a while.
2. This thread has made me giggle like a leetle schoolgirl. ;)[/ul]
Walker, Texas Ranger? Oh, dear god, that *is * desperate!
Or nastier, was *Matlock * ?
Great, now I cannot get durty images of Jessica Lansbury out of my mind…
Well, Shirley Ujest, thanks for sharing. Now I have to go to my cleansing mantra for unpleasant images:
John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline…
John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline…
Naked, except for a pair of black dress socks, beer gut bouncing to and fro, to and fro, like a big, fleshy metronome.
Okay… my soul is now dead. Way to go me.
No story, just one of those things I felt compelled to share. 
So, at least tell us how old you are, and how old the woman was, will ya?
Congratulations Tapioca. Is this why you couldn’t make the last Bat Dope? 
Jessica Lansbury was once considered quite the babe.
Angela! Angela Lansbury!!
Well, you are now on the path to enlightenment: Sex with older women is the best sex ever. That is, if you are heterosexual. I guess it would be okay for Lesbians, too. Although, I hasten to add, sex with younger women is not to be despised. That is, if they are of the age of consent. No matter what, though, older women are absolutely the best.
No, you’re thinking of Angela Fletcher. 
Heh.
Re: the fallen uterus. My mother-in-law’s got that. My husband got word from one of his sisters. He finished the call and was sitting there with the bewildered face. I asked him what’s wrong, and he said, “Mom’s pussy fell out.” I laughed so hard mine almost fell out too!.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to geriatric sex. It may be a little slower, but hey, you’re on the right side of the grass, right?
Were the dentures left in or out for the festivities?
Ben Franklin is correct. (at least I’ve always heard that attributated to him and he was by all account a horny old goat)
I’m glad someone picked up that I said older, not elderly. I’m 37 and she’s 38. But who would have responded to “I had sex with a woman who was, more or less, the same age as me (give or tkae a year or two)”?
I haven’t been on the SDMB for a particularly long time, but I’ve noticed that if it has the word “sex” in it you get at least a few replies.
This one had the magic phrase “sex with a woman”, which is always good for a few extra.
Especially if the OP is a woman.