You see, it’s attitudes like this that truly make the world a better place. Now this is a platform I can get behind (or at least under, once I’ve helped finish the keg). When can you start?
So they claim… but if you’d stop running, you’d realize you won’t want rescuing. 
I’m the Minister of Lookin’ Sexy, and I approve this message!
But I do, I do! Just…from the knights, if you catch my drift.
Well, once I rescue you from one of those knights, you’ll finally realize they’re not all that. You’ve been missing out.
:dubious: Last time you showed your picture on here, it was that big furry red thing with sneakers, from Bugs Bunny. While I can go with hairy chests or non-hairy chests, I do like the hair to stop somewhere. Besides, as I recall, there’s nothing more than hair to that guy.
Yeah, fer shure Mr President. I partied a little too hard myself which is why I was slow to respond to your offer. What’s my budget aqnd when do I start?
Well, you’ll need to coordinate with Mehitabel, Secretary of Kegs. Make sure they are refilled frequently. As to when you can start… how long do you expect that hangover to last?
Oh, and BTW…
:dubious: or should I say… :o ?
As Minister of Lookin’ Sexy, I will personally vouch for the Handsomeness of our fearless leader, Monstre. He is most definitely one sexy bastard, and most likely more qualified for the post than I. He is the originator of Lookin’ Sexy, and is always quick with the joke or a light of your smoke and there’s nowhere that he’d rather be.
This here is my facebook entry, just so’s you can see your Minister of Lookin’ Sexy as he is. Not much compared to the Monstre!
:::writes self a note, a reminder to put Hung Mung on the list of invites to the Annual Sycophants’ Banquet, and a Cristmas Bonus:::
BTW, Mung, your link appears to require a password to get in – I got a page asking for entry of e-mail and password.
Really? Darn. Well, it’s a free thing that all the college kids are doing…it may require a college email…I don’t recall. No worries. Just Facebook.
BTW, a Sycophant Banquet doesn’t require swallowing goldfish, does it? I HATE goldfish.
Well, I hadn’t planned on any goldfish. But actually the Sycophants’ Banquet, like all other Yes-Men activities, involves doing whatever I tell you to do. But you will get free food.
On another note… since we are in the planning phases, and the 2008 election has not actually taken place, the Monstre campaign will need a catchy slogan or two. I could always borrow from past presidents – “A Return To Monstrecy”… or “Tippecanoe and Monstre Too”… or “I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman”…
But I think the Monstre for President 2008 campaign could really use something new and original. Your suggestions are welcome.
How about “The next president will be the one to clean this up, not me”
Well, I’m not sure that’s the best PR… Certainly you don’t assume the Monstre administration will be making messes, do you? Okay, I mean there may be a little disarray after the victory keg party, but…