Pick your SDMB Member for POTUS!

[foolsguinea]

Because lobstermobster demanded it!

Here nominate your candidates for President of the United States of America from SDMB members. I guess we’ll do a nominating round first, unless people want to go straight to an open STV or something… Nah, just nominees right now:

I nominate lobstermobster, since it was his idea, & BrainGlutton as our resident political-system junkie.

[Duke_of_Rat]

@foolsguinea

I nominate lobstermobster, since it was his idea,

FWIW, lobstermobster ain’t a him.

[foolsguinea]

Ah, I should have been tipped off by the use of the Old English feminine agent suffix “-ster.”

[Rube_E.Tewesday]

@Duke of Rat

FWIW, lobstermobster ain’t a him.

Not even one little bit.

[lobstermobster]

just let me know when the debates are

[Sunspace]

I nominate WhyNot. Because it’s time the occupant of the White House had some liberrtarian opinions on marriage arrangements.

Also, her campaign slogan is obvoius.

[tdn]

I nominate Hippy Hollow.

[Scuba_Ben]

I nominate OpalCat. Politics is sometimes said to be a juggling act, so let’s send in a juggler!

I also nominate Blaster Master as GM of the Mafia game I was in. (Feel free to nominate the other Mafia GMs.)

[Frank]

Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.

[armedmonkey]

I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.

I will open the floor to questions at this time.

[Bobotheoptimist]

I nominate silenus, even though he’s in California.
School teacher, Hawaiian shirts, shiny head… It’s time for a change.

[twickster]

@A Monkey With a Gun

I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.

I will open the floor to questions at this time.

I’ve got a question – WTF are you talking about?

[Paladud]

Liberal or maybe John Mace.

[sturmhauke]

I nominate myself. Coins will be changed to say, “In Vecna We Trust,” pie will be brought, and Sunday will be renamed D&D Day. Other RPGs may be allowed if I feel like it.

[Kuboydal]

@A Monkey With a Gun

I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.

I will open the floor to questions at this time.

I opened a floor once.
Termites, smelled like cabbage. Small hands.

[lobstermobster]

Under a Lobster administration, there would be a task force for the sole purpose of giving wedgies to D&D nerds. And Tuesday would be renamed Boozeday. However, this is not the time for such things. I will wait until debates.

[Duke_of_Rat]

@lobstermobster

And Tuesday would be renamed Boozeday.

Reminds me of…

We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash <snip>

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar

ETA: I hope this doesn’t break the copyright rules of the board, last time I posted more than a stanza I got the mod smack down :rolleyes:

[Ravenman]

I’d vote for John Mace. We agree on damn near everything. It’d be like me being president, except without the stress.

[armedmonkey]

@Kuboydal

I opened a floor once.
Termites, smelled like cabbage. Small hands.

My advisers have counseled me not comment on this startlingly accurate descriprion of the esteemed members in our fourth estate.

[Anaamika]

**WhyNot **gets another vote from me.