Because lobstermobster demanded it!
Here nominate your candidates for President of the United States of America from SDMB members. I guess we’ll do a nominating round first, unless people want to go straight to an open STV or something… Nah, just nominees right now:
I nominate lobstermobster, since it was his idea, & BrainGlutton as our resident political-system junkie.
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I nominate lobstermobster, since it was his idea,
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FWIW, lobstermobster ain’t a him.
Ah, I should have been tipped off by the use of the Old English feminine agent suffix “-ster.”
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FWIW, lobstermobster ain’t a him.
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Not even one little bit.
just let me know when the debates are
I nominate WhyNot. Because it’s time the occupant of the White House had some liberrtarian opinions on marriage arrangements.
Also, her campaign slogan is obvoius.
I nominate Hippy Hollow.
I nominate OpalCat. Politics is sometimes said to be a juggling act, so let’s send in a juggler!
I also nominate Blaster Master as GM of the Mafia game I was in. (Feel free to nominate the other Mafia GMs.)
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.
I will open the floor to questions at this time.
I nominate silenus, even though he’s in California.
School teacher, Hawaiian shirts, shiny head… It’s time for a change.
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I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.
I will open the floor to questions at this time.
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I’ve got a question – WTF are you talking about? 
Liberal or maybe John Mace.
I nominate myself. Coins will be changed to say, “In Vecna We Trust,” pie will be brought, and Sunday will be renamed D&D Day. Other RPGs may be allowed if I feel like it.
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I would hereby like to officially confirm that I am assembling a blue ribbon panel to evaluate the feasibility of forming an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of myself pursuing an as yet undecided upper position in the United States Government.
I will open the floor to questions at this time.
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I opened a floor once.
Termites, smelled like cabbage. Small hands.
Under a Lobster administration, there would be a task force for the sole purpose of giving wedgies to D&D nerds. And Tuesday would be renamed Boozeday. However, this is not the time for such things. I will wait until debates.
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And Tuesday would be renamed Boozeday.
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Reminds me of…
ETA: I hope this doesn’t break the copyright rules of the board, last time I posted more than a stanza I got the mod smack down :rolleyes:
I’d vote for John Mace. We agree on damn near everything. It’d be like me being president, except without the stress.
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I opened a floor once.
Termites, smelled like cabbage. Small hands.
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My advisers have counseled me not comment on this startlingly accurate descriprion of the esteemed members in our fourth estate.
**WhyNot **gets another vote from me.