ruined
sammed
wankered
More fucked up than a soup sandwich.
Higher than a witch doctor.
My Grandfather used to say that he was so drunk that he had to get his billfold out to see who the fuck he was.
Rat-arsed
Stonked
Bevvied-up
Steaming
Banjanxed
Bladdered
Lagged
Lashed
Tanked
Off your trolley
Minced
Blittered (when you’re too far gone to say obliterated.)
He’s in the corner, all shot away.
Slip’ry drunk.
I’m far away.
If you get in her way, she’ll take you to bed.
He’d take a cab, but he forgot where home is.
She’s not just stoned, she’s cobblestoned.
Loop-y (in falsetto.)
Looks like Al, sounds like Al, but Al’s not home.
Pickled tink.
Knee-walking, snot-slinging drunk
Useless
(welcome Atomicktom)
shitfaced, wasted, totalled, drunk off my ass, “happy”, feeling no pain, bombed, “lost my nose*”, marinated
*frequently my first sign of impending drunkenness is a tingling sensation in my nose, heading on toward a numb nose as I get shitfaced
Aha! For years I’ve been wondering if I misheard that lyric, why the hell would a newt be pissed? (Or is it a mute, they’d have more reason to be pissed than a newt.)
Thank you, I’ll sleep a little easier tonight.
Not a crook.
Yes, a key component of stomach awareness training! Which may lead to the “technicolor yawn”, or “ralphing” i.e. “Dude! Josh just totally ralphed in Tinas’ car, it was brutal…”