Of course, in the gunfight, neither could beat the Sisco Kid, fastest hands in the West.
… not to mention the Captain of Deep Space Nine.
Well, okay, as long as we’re getting ridiculous:
Captain Sisko vs. A Man Called Hawk? While one is talking about baseball and the other about urban poetry, they both get blown away by Robert Urich and his combined Vega$/Ice Pirates homies.
A Man Called Hawk?
A Man Called Hudson Hawk?