[QUOTE=elucidator]
Are you getting any on the side?
[/QUOTE]
No. I always get it on the crotch.
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
I have to finish my laundry at home…
[/QUOTE]
…because the Chinese Laundry ran out of shellac.
Please, sir, may I have some more?
No.
[QUOTE=phouka]
[straight line]
So, look, people! I didn’t come here to be insulted!
[/straight line]
And you say…
[/QUOTE]
No? Where do you usually go?
[QUOTE=BubbaDog]
Then I’ll just slow down and you can jump off.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
[/QUOTE]
Paddling a canoe, I imagine. We just can’t seem to stop the little blighters.
Do you need a screwdriver?
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Paddling a canoe, I imagine. We just can’t seem to stop the little blighters.
Do you need a screwdriver?
[/QUOTE]
Nah, I don’t drink before 5.
Isn’t it time you called your mother?
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
Nah, I don’t drink before 5.
Isn’t it time you called your mother?
[/QUOTE]
Called her what?
This shoe is on the wrong foot.
[QUOTE=YellowTail]
Called her what?
This shoe is on the wrong foot.
[/QUOTE]
No, it’s on your right foot.
What time do you get off?
[QUOTE=Aguecheek]
What time do you get off?
[/QUOTE]
What time does the porn store open?
I need to hook my computer up to the 'net later.
[QUOTE=Jayn_Newell]
What time does the porn store open?
I need to hook my computer up to the 'net later.
[/QUOTE]
Ah, well that explains why you need to go to the store to buy porn.
Always look on the bright side of life.
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
Ah, well that explains why you need to go to the store to buy porn.
Always look on the bright side of life.
[/QUOTE]
because it’s so damned hard to see anything on the dark side
is it me or is it cold in here?
Frigid, are you?
Is it faster to New York than by plane?