I just got this report from my boss, and I can’t figure it out. Can you make anything of it?
I’m sorry, I’m going to have to see you in my office after you’re done deciphering that report.
Additionally…
A straight line? That looks like an underscore. Like my last time trying to meet some ladies at a bar. Thought I was going to score a base hit with a ten. Missed. But I did manage to plant a kiss on the cheek of a five. Well, she was kind of ugly…
Oh! I get it. It’s a game he’s suggesting for the SDMB. One person posts a straight line which the next poster will riff off of. The old Abbot & Costello routine.
Or maybe he’s asking you to come up with a pickup line a straight man could use on another straight man. That’s a tough one.
Or maybe he just wants you to give someone a ruler.
Origami
I can make a bird, a puppy dog, a dinosaur!
My face hurts _____________________________
THANK YOU!
Thank you.
But…uh…I am a she. Thought I do like the he.
[straight line]
So, look, people! I didn’t come here to be insulted!
[/straight line]
And you say…
Well, I know what you WANT to hear…so I can’t give you that satisfaction, can I?
You messed it up, but…
Oh, I’m sorry. This is abuse.
Mhm. Figures. The thread made just for me, and I can’t come up with a line to put in it.
Have you tried viagra?
Frankly, I’m not sure it’s supposed to be this hard.
Enjoy,
Steven
So you’ve taken your own advice too far is what you’re saying.
This is fun!
So where is my eye? :smack:
Now it’s Hunt the eyeball
Si
It’s always in the last place you look.
We used to play that as kids.
Bunch of crosseyed little motherfuckers…
It hurts when I do this:
Then keep doin’ it cause it’s fun to watch you in pain!
I don’t think this is my stop driver.
Then I’ll just slow down and you can jump off.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
I’m sorry, did you not order the Trouser Surprise? Wait, you’ll need a bigger bib.
It hurts me more than it hurts you! You should get it looked at. No, wait, I take that back- it would be cruel to make a doctor look at your face. 
I want a second opinion! OK, you’re ugly as well!
Are you getting any on the side?
Ouch, Marley, that hurt!
Oh, wait, no. It didn’t.
I have to finish my laundry at home…