I wear Hanes boxer briefs. However I recently sent them this email.
to which they replied
I called the number and of course 'all operators are busy. Please call later. You can’t even wait on hold for hours for the next one. Clearly, they want me to just go away. The secret use of the resealable bag is something I was not ment to know.
So I turn to the Dope.
What use is a resealable two pack of boxer briefs?
What are they up to?