The other Crackwhore and I wanted to be the first to errr… congratulate you on turning 21… We did have other plans for you but Demecritus said he would work out the stripper for you… seems he owns a G-string!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Happy Birthday Doob!! Hope you get all you wish for. Demo, in a G-string? Can I come to the party??
::Giving Doob 22(one for good luck!) birthday ass squeezes::
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
Happy birfday, Doob! Good thing you turned 21 before the next Dopefest!
~Harborina
“Don’t Do It.”
Do you think now that you are legal you can match drink for drink the amount of liquor it took to get me to sing to you in public?
:
: I don’t sing for everyone you know!
Have a great Birthday!
shucks 
I missed a stripping crackwhore
Thank you everyone! I am finally fully legal, and no longer a ball and chain with my friends. Sniff Sniff you love me, you really love me!
I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.
Happy Birthday, Doob! Party in the channel!
“I like toast.” 