Happy Birffday to yoooou!
Happy Birffday to yoooou!
We all know you can biiite!
And your little dog too!
Happy Birthday, Jar.
Now all of you, say something nice about jarbabyj and wish her a happy birthday, m’kay?
Elly (officially nana of #straightdope, passing cookies around to everyone)
::puts on Naked Till suit::
::walks naked through thread::
::comes back through thread, tackles Naked Brian Urlacher, walks back out::
Happy Birthday, Peaches. Many hapy returns. I hope there were no naked Brett Favre dreams last night. That would suck.
::offers jarbabyj Kurt Angle and John Cena::
Happy Birthday, now don’t make me spank you.
Happy Birthday!!! Many happy returns, may you enjoy many more.
::spanks jarbabyj like the bad bad girl that she is::
Happy b-day jar!
shows up at door with Brett Favre trashcan, Brett Favre Cuisinart, Brett Favre Frisbee, Brett Favre nude pinup, and Brett Favre wheel covers
Am I late?
Happy birthday Jar!
'Grats, jarbaby. Many happy returns.
Let’s hope you’ll be a mother when this day comes around next year, eh?
Happy Bday, jarby!
Happy Annuity-Day Jar-Person of Earth!
Though you are an inferior flesh-thing of your puny terrestrial globe, Mongo the Announcer Monster shall spare you in celebration of this day.
Are you related to Jar-Jar? 
Tahvalod et mobarak!
Yeah, what Coldy said, too.
Snappy hurfday jarbaby!
Big skanky love!
Your rants have always made my day a lot more interesting, and I look forward to them everyday.
Happy Birthday there, jarbaby! Have a great one, and make sure the hubby spends a little extra time on his knees today (scrubbing the floors, what else would he be doing on his…ohhhhhhh!).
And may you have many more, Jarby
As a birthday present, I arranged for Randy Moss to get arrested and jailed, so he can’t start this week and your fantasy team won’t get crushed.
…or, wait, did you have him on your team? I forgot. Crap. Sorry. Oops.
Happy birthday, jar, and just know that the Bears are going 7-9 this year. (It’s not that bad - the Vikings will be 0-16 if we’re lucky.)
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Liebchen… 
Happy Birthday!
YAY! Thanks everyone! The big 3-0 and I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet!
Just a bagel!
And look, Coldie offered to impregnate me for my birthday, right?
J
Adding my two cents.
Not saying happy birthday, just adding my two cents.