Happy Birthday Jar, I hope this year brings you the happiness you and Brian deserve.
Yay! two cents!
This is the best birthday EVER!
See? 30 ain’t so bad…in fact, my 30th was my best birthday party EVER. Here’s hoping yours is at least as fun.
Here’s hoping that today of all days you cum on your own Accord jar.
Thanks for the laughs and HB!!!
Whee! Happy day!
I’ll be 30 next year, so I’m looking your way to make sure it truly isn’t a painful experience.
PLUSH TOY!
Dammit, why do I have to do all the work around here? Don’t you have a husband for that sort of thing?
You know, shoveling the driveway, taking out the trash, impregnating you? 
Happy birthday, jarbaby!
::hands her a certificate redeemable for a 30th birthday spanking from Vin Diesel::
Gladdest of Birthday tidings to ya jarbabyj.
In your honor, I will hereby root for the Bears to kick the Bills asses this Sunday.
Oh, and tell Mr. Jar that much “servicing” is in order tonight.
Oh, we’re giving presents? Mkay…
In your honor, I will hereby root for the Bears to lick the Cowboys’ asses some Sunday.
JARBABY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Yay for you! Happy birthday!
The big 30, eh?
Happy Birthday!
Incidentally I’m attempting to become a toyboy. Any suggestions on how to get an attractive unmarried 30 year old woman interesed in me?
So how was the bagel?
Happy (slightly belated) birthday, Jar.
Happy Birthday, jarbabyj!!!
Your posts always make me laugh. In a GOOOOD way, of course!
[sub]Upon reflection,I think some clarification is necessary here…[/sub]
Well, sometimes they make me think, too. And sometimes they make me cringe. And sometimes they make me sit here with my mouth hanging open. And…well, you catch my drift.
I always find your posts thought and/or emotion provoking.
Better?:rolleyes: [sub]sometimes I can’t beLIEVE how LAME I can be![/sub]
HAPPY [Sub]late[/sub] BIRTHDAY!