WhoooHoooooooo!
Its the Queen of Cursing’s birthday!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!
Well, happy birthday. And I mean it, now! Enjoy it! Don’t use it as some excuse to start fretting about how old you’re getting.
But now don’t drink too much.
Happy birthday, you foul-mouthed sweetie.
Sweet! Happy B-day! 
Woohoo! Hoist a few for me, jarbabyj! And don’t listen to Cranky; there’s no such thing as too much drinking on your birthday.
[sub]Just kiddin’, Cranky. Love ya![/sub]
Glad you’re feeling a little more up, sugar.
Have a happy one!
The happiest of happy birthdays to you… may your eyes be full of cute sports players, your ears full of Rammstein, and your mouth full of the most inventive curses I’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling over. 
Hope you have a great day!
-BK
Happy birthday! Here is your own special birthday acrostic!
Jocular
Awesome
Righteous
Babe
Actress
Boisterous
Youthful
Judicious
Many more happy birthdays to you, jarbabyj.
Happy birthday, jarbabyj!
Hey, Jess, maybe you could use this as the incentive to get your husband to spank you.
[sub]And if he won’t, I will[/sub]
Happy Birthday!
Well, so what does this make you? 35? 40?
No, just kidding. I got an e-mail from LJ saying that your birfday is today and I panicked. What do I do? What should I get? Damn. If I knew you better I would get you something, but I only know as much as you could write down (that is a lot, I know). So, you probably will just get a happy boithday here and maybe in your LJ if you decide to write in it.
Well anyway, Happy Birthday, Jarbaby!
P.S. I am stalking you, SD.
Yay! Thanks! A party! When do the Big Burly Welding Team Strippers get here?
White Russians all around
And spinach dip for all my friends…
let’s dance.
[spank, spank, spank, spank, spank}
My gift would be a hula-hoop and a popsicle.
Zebra
Dance? Dance?!?
I’ll sing you happy birthday, sure. I’ll even help you break in the Cubs’ locker room to ‘surprise’ Kerry.
But I won’t dance.
Happy birthday, Jess.
The welder should be over before lunch
*Hands JBJ neun und Neunzig luftbalons
happy birthday!!
Luck you, Jess. Today just happens to be…
Grope-A-Welder-Day!
Enjoy!
Hey! Happy Birthday, Jarbabyj!
Hope you have a great day, and wish you all the best for the year to come.
Yours
Cazzle
Me too.
Happy B’day j ( I can call ya that, can’t I? I mean ‘cause we’re like friends and stuff, right? are you comin’ to the MidWest Chick Dope w/Mags?? )
Um, I regret to report that someone welded the stripper team inside the big fake cake…so now the fireman stripper is gonna have to come cut them out of the cake. Give him another few minutes to get here. Happy Birthday, jarbaby!
[sub]hiding welding torch behind my back[/sub][sup] “How did this get there??”[/sup]