I can think of worse people to be stalked by…
And may he then grab you by the hair, call you ‘bitch’, and…and…
'Scuse me, I’ve got to go and think clean thoughts so I can safely get up from this desk. 
Happy birthday, jarbaby!
Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Happy Birthday, Jess.
Hoist a drink from me, babycakes, see you in a couple weeks.
[sub]I hope she drinks a lot and passes out (like Fenrir), I’ve got a special something I want to lay across her face…[/sub]
PS: I’m going to see if I can pick up the lederhosen when I’m in Dayton this weekend. Just sort of BTW.
Happy birthday Jarbaby! Good to see you back on the boards and LJ. Have a fantastic day.
Teabagging and Nutmeg for all my friends!!! And I’ll even pay the bill!
jarbaby
Dammit, I’m making SURE I’m at this!
Happiest Birthday - so far! May you enjoy it to the fullest!
And, just for you jarbabyj, I’ve ordered from the Snap-On Tools People a year’s selection of, and I quote here…
Nothin’s too good for MY PAL JAR !!!
Happiest of birthdays, you most amazingly gifted linguist, theatricist and gal about town. I’m hurling energies west to you, jarbaby- with ferocity and glee. Party, dance, remove undergarments ( hell, give a boy his dreams, ok? ), and generally cavort.
You are loved. 
Cartooniverse
Yippy hippy happy birthday to jarbaby and her breasts! Here’s to many more.
Breasts, that is.
Shoot, she’s got two already, you want her to have more? 
well maybe UncleBill is hoping for more of them. Its possible. Somehow, I’m still growing and have just moved into a ‘D’ cup. 'Course, maybe if I lost about ten pounds…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Wait, what’s in a couple weeks? Is it a secret? You guys didn’t invite me did you…damnit[sub]I have no friends[/sub]
What am I? Choppped liver?
He’s talking about the Quiet Dope at mag’s, silly girl.
Happy Bday, jarbaby! Here’s a shot of jagermeister for ya.
Happy birthday! I was gonna send you Brady Anderson wearing nothing but Saran wrap, a big red bow and a smile, with an industrial size bottle of Hershey’s syrup and a case of condoms but, well, I’m not done with him yet.
Smooches, with tongue this time, and may you have a delightful and entirely naughty evening.
[sub] oh…nevermind…[/sub]
Maybe he means that, if she had more, people wouldn’t have to wait in line to fondle her. If you remember, I got to fondle jarbabyj during karaoke. And I’ll do it again, too, given the chance. Maybe UncleBill doesn’t want to wait until I’m through.
Happy Bday, jarbaby! Here’s a shot of jagermeister for ya.
Happy Birthday, jarbabyj! 
I hope you have a terrific day.