Happy Birthday, Emma Watson!

Emma Watson – the young actress who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies – turns sweet 16 on April 15th.

Happy Birthday, Emma!

Sixteen??? That’s all? I feel dirty.

This thread is useless without pics.

/I’ve already wanted to do that.

Am I the only one whose first thought was “Two years until I can put her on my DeathPool list?”

If the information on www.ageofconsent.com is correct, having sexual fantasies about her is about to go from being wrong to, uh, a little less wrong.

I believe 16 is the age of consent in the UK.

…and in most of the World, including a majority of the USA.

But it still is two more years before we can send out the papparazzi to try and catch a pic of her w/o her clothes on – or digitally c&p her head onto a nude pic of someone else (yes, that’s illegal! really!)

Still, there’s something not quite right when we’re raising this issue…

Quite right, quite right.

Wait 2 years.

THEN we’ll mentally gang-bang her.

damn I’m going to hell

Oh, relax. If all you guys didn’t find a sweet little sixteen year old girl hot, I’d wonder what was wrong with you. It’s what you do with that thought that matters! Posting it on the Dope? Ok. Stalking the poor thing? Not Ok. :slight_smile:

Personally, I think she’s lovely. (I’m female, though, so my opinion is a little different.)

I’m pretty sure the British press can go ahead and do that. Hooray!

Seriously though, I find her pretty unattractive. And she acts with her eyebrows.

Maybe so, maybe so. But then again, I’ve been lusting after her for a while now…

I did think she was cute, but thinking of it, I’m relatively sure that her selling point is that she still has eyebrows. Give grown up women their eyebrows back and we’d probably be looking at her less.

For a while after the release of the last movie, this was my homepage.

That is not so bad. I googled “Dakota Fanning clock legal” and only found dead links to her “countdown”.

For one brief moment, I have some faith restored in America…until another Dope comes along and shows me a functioning link with a Fanning count down clock.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Fanning count down clock

Oh, come on, Dakota Fanning? really…

…at least wait 'til she hits puberty and we find out if she turns out hot! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I bet there’s a “Tom and Katie’s As Yet Unnamed Kid” countdown already, on the offchance it’s female. :stuck_out_tongue:

She’ll be some pup when her tail grows, as we say round here.

If it’s any comfort, Hermione Granger just recently turned 26, if we use the timeline based on Nearly-Headless Nick’s deathday party. I suspect that she can currently be found working in the Department of Mysteries at the Ministry of Magic, assuming that it still exists.

http://www.gawker.com/news/harry-potter/hermione-granger-and-the-hangover-of-doom-157510.php
Here you go.