Guess that makes it official.
Thanks, everyone. I’m honored to be honored by you fine folks. Love all y’all, I do. 
Wait a minute…
Happy Birthday, Chris!
(Not one person has mentioned spanking, what’s up with that?)
Although I can’t imagine why anyone would want to wish a happy anything to a Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage.
Sorry I’m late. Happy Birthday Chris!
Whoops, am I too late for this little shebang?
((((Chris)))) Happy Birthday!