Yes, our very own happy-face is having a birthday tomorrow! In her honor, here’s wishing Chris the happiest of birthdays with many more to follow!
::busily sets out case of tequila, blenders for daiquiris, endless Guinness, inflatable sheep, ranch dip, Doritos, rubber sheets, aerosol Reddi-Whip, handsome young men, good wine, the wading pool (we’ll figure out some use for it!), bungee cords (ditto), jerky::
C’mon in and wish Chris a happy birthday! Help yourselves; I’m gonna go tack up these signs on telephone poles: “Wanted: handsome young men for Birthday party! We’ll handle the gift wrap!”
Happy Birthday Chris. I brought gold, blue and some multi colored nail glitter polishs . I hope that’s ok, if not I’ll break out my soild colors, pink , red, blue, purple and gold.
Good evening, my name is GuanoLad, I’ll be your stripper for this evening. If there’s anything you need, I’ll endeavour to provide, just pull on this to get my attention. Thank you.
I say we fill the wading pool with margaritas and sit around with long straws. Saw it in a movie once, been saving it for the sons 21st, but what the hell. Any body got a really big-ass blender???
Live long and prosper.