Happy Birthday to me + a quiz

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Ok, wishing oneself happy birthday is the height of attention-whoring methinks, so I’m adding a quiz to go with it. I’m 30, by the way - woohoo!

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?

  2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.

  3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?

  4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?

  5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.
    I suppose I should answer.

  6. Physically - my hair, probably. Personality-wise: Well, I’m very demure and proper until the right moment. :smiley:

  7. IRL, anyway, people would not believe I have a gutter-mind and can usually come up with a dirty joke for everything. I just refrain.

  8. Geekiness.

  9. Sex in a movie theatre during Mission Impossible. :smiley:

  10. Well, everything, really! But they know now I’m atheist, which went over well. So…maybe that I’ve been attracted to my cousin since we were both 15 and have never really gotten over it.

Mods, this is the height of mundanity - but it’s a poll, too, so if you wanna move it to IMHO, that’s cool by me.

2

Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life! :slight_smile:

I’m gonna decline on the quiz for now - I’m at work.

3

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO??

OMG. I’m sorry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANAAMIKA !!!

Have a wonderful, beautiful day and I hope you get lots of wonderful, beautiful presents! :slight_smile:

[your quiz]

  1. erm…My body.
  2. I can be, actually, you know; nice. :smiley:
  3. the voice of a man
  4. Where would I start? Have you got a day or two? [I’m kidding - and not telling]
  5. I guess my family already knows the worst.
4

Thanks, gum! Yes, me and Noone Special share a day. :slight_smile:

5

Man, I already snogged you back in the other thread… sigh well, can’t have too much of a good thing. :wink:
1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?

My smile, I guess, or my boundless cheerfulness.

2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.

…I groove to my music alone in my room. :wink:

3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?

Weirdness. I like it when a guy is quirky and odd and weird–he’s got imagination, creativity, confidence… he’s the coolest guy of all to me.
*
4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?*

Not telling. :wink:

5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.

Believe me, nothing about me shocks my family anymore.

6

Happy Birthday! gives hugs and cake

Lessee here:

  1. I’ve been told that I have nice eyes and a nice smile.
  2. My freezer has a lot of dead birds in it (roadkill I’m going to preserve at some point)
  3. I think guys wearing full-face motorcycle helmets are hotttt. He can look like an ogre underneath, but he’s hot with the helmet on.
  4. Doin’ it in my own private forest-surrounded rock pool complete with waterfall.
  5. I write sexually explicit Hellboy fan fiction.
7

Happy Birthday, Anaamika!

And I’m actually expecting this thread to become mega-long in the near future as Dopers knock down door to wish you a good one.

Did you get any good presents that you want to brag about?
Quiz part.

  1. I always have more success with the opposite sex when I’m playing music.
  2. I am actually quite a pushover in the seduction stakes (but apparently come over icy and intimidating enough for people not to try.
  3. Obviously faked innocence (the kind thing Italian soccer players do so well)
  4. I really honestly haven’t done anything that is interesting to tell. I really do prefer the comfort of a bed. Floor has happened if no bed was nearby but that’s about it. Boring.
  5. That I have a sex life. Well, they do know but it still shocks them.
8

Happy Birthday Ana! :smiley: Now on to the “real” reason for the thread.

1)It’s either my sense of humor or my enormous genitalia.

2)People wouldn’t believe just how big of a geek I am. Most people kinda know, but just the tip of the iceberg stuff.

3)Shoulders. There’s just something about that neck and shoulder line.

4)I’m not telling either.

5)I can’t think of anything for this one. I guess I’m just not a very “shocking” person.

9

THIRTY!!! Shouldn’t we be toiletpapering your house or something?!

Happy Birthday and stuff. You’re so clever to use “come and talk about yourself” questions as a ruse to get people to wish you well.

Now, I talk about myself:

  1. Guys find the fact that I have boobs sexy.
  2. People would not believe I really like to fight (spar) and would like to kick their ass.
  3. I find a guy’s prowess with computers quite sexy.
  4. I had a one night stand once, it was kind of fun. It was with a boy with long hair :smiley:
  5. My family would be shocked to know I had a one night stand once :o
10

I’ll play. I’m just sitting home watching all the bad Judge Judy wannabees today anyway…(waiting for furniture deliveries all day)
*

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?*

Is this strictly physically? I hear from some it’s my salt/pepper fuzzy chest. Bus Wife says it’s my legs and my tight little bum. Hey, you asked.
*
2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.*

IRL, I think that I spend as much time here as I do.
*
3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
*

I can find something sexy in so many things, this is tough, let’s see… Waitresses. OK, that’s not so out there I know, but I fall in short-term love with just about any waitress that I see. Doesn’t even have to be mine, if she’s halfway attractive, and serving food, I’m all hers.
*
4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?*

The only threesomes I’ve had in my life both involved sets of sisters. So, it would either be the (name deleted out of decency)'s that i spent a weekend with in 1982, or the Chinese sisters I met at a bar when I was in college.
*
5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.*

I think some of them suspect it anyway, but it’s so far in the past I don’t care. A younger relative and I (she was 3-4 years younger) went at each other like bunnies for about 4 years starting when I was 19 and she was 16. She lived in Iowa - her grandfather and my mom were 1st cousins, so it was a distant relative. But my mom, her 10 siblings and their 10 first cousins all grew up like an extended family, so this would have brought down the house if it had gotten out.

11

I’ll play. I’m just sitting home watching all the bad Judge Judy wannabees today anyway…(waiting for furniture deliveries all day)
*

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?*

Is this strictly physically? I hear from some it’s my salt/pepper fuzzy chest. Bus Wife says it’s my legs and my tight little bum. Hey, you asked.
I
2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.

IRL, I think that I spend as much time here as I do.
*
3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
*

I can find something sexy in so many things, this is tough, let’s see… Waitresses. OK, that’s not so out there I know, but I fall in short-term love with just about any waitress that I see. Doesn’t even have to be mine, if she’s halfway attractive, and serving food, I’m all hers.
*
4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?*

The only threesomes I’ve had in my life both involved sets of sisters. So, it would either be the (name deleted out of decency)'s that i spent a weekend with in 1982, or the Chinese sisters I met at a bar when I was in college.
*
5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.*

I think some of them suspect it anyway, but it’s so far in the past I don’t care. A younger relative and I (she was 3-4 years younger) went at each other like bunnies for about 4 years starting when I was 19 and she was 16. She lived in Iowa - her grandfather and my mom were 1st cousins, so it was a distant relative. But my mom, her 10 siblings and their 10 first cousins all grew up like an extended family, so this would have brought down the house if it had gotten out.

12

The post so nice I made it twice. :wally

13

Thanks, everyone! As for toiletpapering my house, I live…in NYC. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Should I ask Alias? :wink: Heh, I like you for the same reason you like me - because you like spiders.

Mr Bus Guy (capitalized properly, see?) most people don’t like salt&pepper hair but I have to admit I have a thing for Patrick Stewart. :o

I haven’t gotten all of them yet, but here’s some:

I actually got my present from my SO some time ago, a digital camera. Still, there were flowers on the table this morning & a balloon & a card.
From his brother - The Wizard of Oz movie.
From his mom - A sewing machine, which isn’t in my possession yet, but soon will be. Then I can make horrible clothes! Yay!
From my aunts - clothes, tons of them! Indian & Amrican.
From my co-workers - a Nat’l Geographic documentary about penguins. I love penguins.

And methinks we need a separate thread for **Mr Bus Guy’s ** threesome adventures. :wink:

14

I’m not gonna sing happy birthday again no matter how much you beg Mika. :smiley:
**
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
**

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?

Opposite of what? Oh like you didn’t see that one coming! :stuck_out_tongue: Being as I am a boy who likes boys, I don’t have a clue. However, the same sex seems to have a thing for my eyes.

  1. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.

I get all excited about shopping for shirts and suits because I bitch, whine and moan whenever I have to go shop for everything else.

  1. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?

Men who are really, really hairy all over. Even in places I won’t mention in mpsims because I’m all polite like that.

  1. What is your greatest sexual adventure?

Well, there was this leather sling and me and five other guys and… well, probably way TMI for this place.

  1. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.

Ok, it’s kinda mundane but I think they’d be surprised to learn that I really am a good cook cause I’ve never really cooked a big start to finish meal for my family outside of grilling burgers and such.

15

Happy Birthday!

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?
    That I am sooooo good-lookin’.

  2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.
    I killed a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.

  3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
    Women with men’s names (contractions–Alex for Alexandria, Mike for Michaela).

  4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?
    There was this one time, at band camp…

  5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.
    My two oldest brothers dropped out of high school in 1969 and moved into a commune in Berkeley. Over the next few years, they broke my parents’ shock reflex. I’d have to get a full-body tattoo of the contents of the Des Moines phone book to shock them.

16

Oh, nothing exciting. Just tales of me and my raw animal magnetism being wrought upon the fairly innocent and unsuspecting. :smiley:

17

Aanamika, Happy Birthday! I hope you have many more to come. Remember…birthdays are a lot better than the alternative!

[ol]
[li]My Best Feature: Probably my legs. Lots of tennis and soccer do well for the gams.[/li][li]Not Believe about me: That I speak Arabic, Gaelic and French (I’m a pasty-looking Irish derivative).[/li][li]I find Sexy: I find glasses and Librarian-types terribly sexy. I love the look over the top of the reading glasses…ooooh.[/li][li]Sexual Adventure: At a party at U of Wisconsin (I was visiting a friend), a girl and I went out on the end of a pier (it was 8pm, maybe), and had all sorts of sexual fun. We then fell in the water. [/li][li]I must be pretty dull, ecause I can’t think of anything that would shock them. Boring.[/li][/ol]

-Cem

18

Happy Birthday to you , happy birthday to you ! Happy BRITHDAAAAAAAAYYYYY, Anaamika…Happy BIRTHdaaaaaaayyy to yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?
    Hmmm… good question. I have been told I have pretty eyes, but that was YEARS ago.
  2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.
    I was a very small baby . ( I am very… not small now)
  3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
    A man on a horse that knows what he’s doing; moves as if he and the horse are one being, his hands are strong but gentle on the reins and touching the horse… rowwwwwwrrrr baby !
  4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?
    I guess giving my boyfriend a blowjob in the church bus coming home from 6 Flags many years ago…
  5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.
    I don’t really have any family, so this is a difficult question to asnwer. I’ll have to take a pass on this.
19

Happy Birthday, toots! I had no idea you were so close to 30 - still just a babe, but I thought for some reason you were about my age or a year younger. It’s that baby face of yours. You look so innocent. (HA!) :smiley:

As for the quiz:

1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?

I don’t actually know. I think it’s my gozongas.

2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.

Most people are usually surprised to find out I’m quite handy - yes, I’m a homemaker, but I like to build things, with wood, paper, etc. The toolbox does not scare me and I can weild a wrench with little problem. I’m a little Mrs. Fix It. I suppose they’ll “get it” more now that I’ve made up my mind that I want to go to school/work to become an architect.

Also, despite my dork voice, I sing quite well. Not great, mind you, but well.

3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?

Almost everything.

4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?

I had sex on the Monorail once.

5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.

That I’m bi. I never officially came out. Then I got married to a man, so there was no need to. Too much to explain to them. You know:

“You’re bi?”
“Yes.”
“But you’re married to a man?”
“Yes.”
“Do you sleep with other people?”
“No.”
“Then how can you be bi?”
“I am attracted to both men and women. But I am monogamous,”
“That doesn’t make sense.”
“If you say so.”
But I am, always have been and always will be. But why confuse them when I don’t have to? Maybe it will be relevant someday, if (Og forbid) anything ever happened to my husband, or we got divorced or something, and I settle in with a woman. Then it would be:

“You’re a lesbian?”
“Well, I am bi, always have been.”
“But you’re married to a woman?”
“Yes.”
“Do you sleep with other people?”
“No.”
“Then how can you be bi?”
“…”

And so on.

20

Happy B-Day Mika! Thirty? Man, you’re practically an old woman now! :stuck_out_tongue:

I kid! I kid 'cause I love.

Now, on to the fun stuff:

  1. One ex told me I have sexy lines…whatever that means. :confused: (Though I suspect that’s no longer true…since one of those lines is now a lot curvier than it used to be. :frowning: ) Another ex said I have a nice ass.

  2. That, despite usually not talking and socializing much, I do enjoy going out and not staying in.

  3. I would say geekiness, but around here, that’s practically a requirement to be sexy. So instead, I’ll say…umm…ok, gotta stick with geekiness. Everything else I find sexy is pretty standard sexy fare.

  4. Eh, not much, especially when compared to Mr Bus Guy. Though I have had carnal relations with a set of sisters, but not even remotely at the same time. Oooh, I also have succesfully seduced two women over IM. I met them both once IRL, then talked a lot online, and the next time we met, BAM, mucho sexo.

  5. Probably that I am a pretty hard-core athiest. They are all quite catholic.