Happy Birthday! You realize, don’t you, that it’s all down hill now? 
- My eyes.
- I’ve never done time.
- Tapioca.
- It involved a threesome, any details would be TMI.
- No such animal.
I just wanted to add that I find it interesting but not surprising that what SwampBear listed for #4 would not shock his family…
Happy Birthday, 'Mika!
Arthritis kicking in yet?
I said happy birthday before, but this time I’ll add hugs … and maybe try to get in on a little of that snogging stuff before I answer …
- Probably my boobs, or possibly my red hair. Although I’m not entirely sure the majority of the opposite sex notices me at all these days. :rolleyes:
- I’m sexually submissive–I just don’t seem the type.
- Smoking. Hot man smoking a cigarette=minor spontaneous orgasm.
- Prudential Center Mall, Boston, in the little woods area outside the food court. Got caught by a security guard, regrettably.
- Most likely that in addition to being “a little weird,” I’m also a practicing pagan with all the singing and dancing around bonfires and new-agey-flakiness it implies.
Happy Birthdays People!
1 I really don’t know.
2 People have believed so much about me that wasn’t true so I don’t think there is anything they wouldn’t believe except that I’m the most important person in the universe.
3 I prefer not to answer that one.
4 Sex in the changing room of a Banana Republic when the store was really busy.
5 My family would be shocked to find out that I’m pregnant. Since, you know, I am a guy.
Not playing, but I thought I’d point out, just for your future reference, and because I like figuring out these cousin things, that this made her your second cousin, once removed.
Why? And even if you weren’t playing you could have wished me a happy birthday, old man. 
Happy Birthday!
- Either my boobs or my weird eyes
- I’m quiet.
- Old guys
- I like to think I haven’t had my greatest sexual adventure yet
- My other sexual adventures.
Happy Birthday, Anaamika, and many more!
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From what I’ve been told, it’s my ass. Also my naturally hairless chest and I’m tall. I’ve also had loads of women tell me they love my hair (kind of a dirty strawberry blond), but more because they’d like to have their hair that color than to run their fingers through it whilst shagging incessantly.
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People who don’t know me well would be surprised to know that I write songs and play in a rock band. A real one, not a cover band/frat party band.
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The things I find sexy in women are pretty much what most men find sexy in women.
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I’m pretty boring; having sex at all is the greatest adventure in itself. It has never become boring or stale enough to the point where I have to do weird stuff to get off.
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Nothing. I have an older brother who pretty much desensitized them.
I was getting there. :sniffle:
Happy Birthday! Welcome to the 30s! I remember them well. Clinton was President, Schindler’s List was in theaters, Kiss of the Spider Woman was the rage on Broadway, and I had no gray hair.
Ah, youth. Enjoy it.
1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?
I’ve been told that my eyes are dreamy. But you know women – they’ll say anything to get you into bed.
2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.
IRL, people are always amazed to find out I’m a musical theater and opera buff. Apparently, I’m not the type. Here, people would be amazed to find out… hmm… that I can install and configure Cisco routers and switches.
3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
My interest always was quickened by finding someone very knowledgable about something obscure or trivial. If a chick knew what kind of car Frank Cannon drove, or the parts of Don Quixote that DIDN’T have to do with windmills, I’m intrigued.
4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?
Hmmm.
“Greatest?” Tough call.
There was a story that involved a mother and a daughter, although not together. That’s a good candidate.
- Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.*
Apart from the story mentioned in #4?
Well, my mom was shocked to discover, years after the event, that my brother and I used to drag mattresses outside, and then jump off the roof onto them. She said it did explain the oddity of finding leaves from time to time when she changed the sheets. But she knows it NOW.
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday Me Too 
Remember, no matter how old you are, keep on partying like you’re 19 
[I’ll pass on the poll. Yeah, I’m a wimp.]
I remember consulting some kind of chart once, and this was the same thing we found.
:mad: Nyah…
You sure? I thought it would make her his second cousin, twice removed? I figure it goes like this:
A cousin of your parent is your second cousin. This we agree on, right? OK, so the second cousin would be the grandfather, so the second cousin once removed would the grandfather’s child (the girls’ father or mother,) and therefore she is the second cousin twice removed.
STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD!
Nope. Your parent’s cousin is your first cousin, once removed. Your parent’s cousin’s child is your second cousin, and your second cousin’s child is your second cousin once removed, but your child’s third cousin.
I’m done hijacking now, but I owe you a drink for even posting, Mika,
WOOOOOOO
Tackles Anaamika, bends her over his knee
SPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKPINCH
1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?
Sense of humor
2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.
I have a sense of humor. (very dry)
3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
I don’t know what other people like, but I’m nuts about strong type A personalities with an unstoppable sense of humor. Seems to be a rare combination.
4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?
In highschool. During band class. (we were sorting the marching band uniforms…and scrogging like rabbits)
5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.
I detest them more than they detst me.
That’s your problem.
A cousin of your parent is your cousin, once removed.
So if Bill is your mom’s first cousin, Bill is your first cousin, once removed. Bill’s kid is your second cousin.
And Bill’s grandkid is your second cousin, once removed!
Now Anaamika’s really gonna go nuts. I might have to placate her with the actual details of my #4 story.
Inigo, thanks, but I don’t think I’m going to grow an inch anymore, so I’ll pass on the pinching part.
And what’s scrogging? Is it like snogging? Only, more advanced?
*gives *Bricker ** a dangerous look
Happy Birthday, Anaamika! The Big 3-0 was the tough one for me - hope yours is fun & angst-free.
Sorry, but I’ll pass on the poll, too. I promise, my answers wouldn’t be that interesting anyway.